
Update: The original "Joe Hoops" has been found

If I can't share a Curly Wurly then it's not a revolution.
You see, the — the thing about Star Wars is — is that it’s — it's like poetry, you know — it rhymes. Every stanza kind of — kind of rhymes with the last one.
There's — there's no underwear in space. That's — that's the rule. We didn't — we didn't have bras in space. So — so she had to tape them down. It's just — you know — it’s a space thing.
Well — you know — the music, uh — it's not like rock music, or — or electronic stuff. It's — it's very classical. Very old-fashioned. Because — because it's set in space, but — but it’s not futuristic. It’s — it’s more like a — like a space opera. That’s what it is — a space opera It’s — it’s why the music is what we — well I call it jizz.
Can you not get life guidance, community and inclusion without having to believe in the supernatural?
Rebuilding the Nazi system of documentation while claiming the legacy of their opponents. Good work everyone. At least egg prices are...
Seems unlikely considering the whole tariff situation
Influencer endorsements can actually be even less effective than traditional ads, despite their outsized budgets.
The industry has also been expressing concerns about the validity of social media ‘vanity’ measures, documenting that engagement for most social media platforms and for collaborations with influencers can be very low (Influencer Marketing, 2020)
You're not missing anything. You got it right. The entire funding model for tech is destined for a financial collapse that will make 2008 look like child's play.
https://www.fsgoriginals.com/books/subprime-attention-crisis
From the unreliability of advertising numbers and the unregulated automation of advertising bidding wars, to the simple fact that online ads mostly fail to work, Hwang demonstrates that while consumers’ attention has never been more prized, the true value of that attention itself—much like subprime mortgages—is wildly misrepresented. And if online advertising goes belly-up, the internet—and its free services—will suddenly be accessible only to those who can afford it.
Pretty much any immersive-sim, Prey, Deus Ex, Thief, Dishonored, System Shock Remake.
Probably worth doing if you can afford it
I remember when I first started working full time. The exhaustion is real. It doesn't ever really go away but you will eventually learn to live with it.
That cope at the end 😂
We're now trying pump and dump capitalism
6 to 10 years? What kind of risk were they taking on? I've lost about 3 months worth of value in my superannuation fund.
Nobody born after 1985 has ever experienced 'average temperatures'.
This was a news article from 2015. Since then nearly every year has set a record for being the warmest ever recorded.
We've had a decade of pumping more money into the money machine while our ecology falls apart around us.
I just prefer Lemmy. I started exploring Lemmy about 6 months before the API fiasco. The content on Lemmy has just kept improving since.
Given the number of kids Elon has had. His death would be one of the greatest acts of wealth redistribution humanity has ever seen.
He's supporting one policy that he's always supported and lobbied for consistently over a decade. That doesn't mean he's suddenly 'pro-Trump'.
We’ve said all along that no matter who is in the White House, our fight remains the same. The fight to fix our broken trade laws like the USMCA continues. The fight for good union jobs and U.S. leadership in the emerging battery industry continues. The fight for a secure retirement for everyone in this country continues. The fight for a living wage, affordable health care, and time for our families continues.
It's time for Washington, DC to put up or shut up, no matter the party, no matter the candidate. Will our government stand with the working class, or keep doing the bidding of the billionaires? That’s the question we face today. And that’s the question we’ll face tomorrow. The answer lies with us. No matter who’s in office.
November 6, 2024
And then in February
The UAW supports aggressive tariff action to protect American manufacturing jobs as a good first step to undoing decades of anti-worker trade policy. We do not support using factory workers as pawns in a fight over immigration or drug policy. We are willing to support the Trump Administration’s use of tariffs to stop plant closures and curb the power of corporations that pit US workers against workers in other countries. But so far, Trump’s anti-worker policy at home, including dissolving collective bargaining agreements and gutting the National Labor Relations Board, leaves American workers facing worsening wages and working conditions even while the administration takes aggressive tariff action.
“If Trump is serious about bringing back good blue collar jobs destroyed by NAFTA, the USMCA, and the WTO, he should go a step further and immediately seek to renegotiate our broken trade deals. The national emergency we face is not about drugs or immigration, but about a working class that has fallen behind for generations while corporate America exploits workers abroad and consumers at home for massive Wall Street paydays. We need to stop plant closures, bring back American jobs, and stop the global race to the bottom immediately. Any tariff action must be followed with a renegotiation of the USMCA, and a full review of the corporate trade regime that has devastated the American and global working class.”
Meanwhile here's a statement from March 28, 2025
Yesterday, President Trump signed an order that tramples on the union rights of more than a million federal workers, stripping them of their ability to negotiate over their working conditions. The 1 million members of the UAW stand with federal workers and their union, AFGE, against the attacks from the Trump administration.
When I was 12, the Reagan administration famously busted the air traffic controllers’ union, PATCO, firing over 11,000 striking controllers and blacklisting them from federal jobs. It wasn’t just about PATCO – it sent a message to employers everywhere that it was open season on the working class. The labor movement failed to act in that moment, and we have been paying the price ever since.
The actions the administration has taken today are many times worse than PATCO, affecting over 1 million federal employees across at least 18 agencies. These actions are not just an attack on unions—it’s an attack on free speech, on workers’ right to organize, on the very idea that people should have a say in their own jobs and futures. Our own members are affected by these actions, including hundreds of UAW members at National Institutes of Health.
We have learned from the past and won’t sit back quietly while unions are dismantled. The labor movement is not about party politics. We aren’t Democrats or Republicans. We’re trade unionists. And when you come after workers, you’re going to find us standing shoulder to shoulder, ready to fight back.
It's actually super consistent..he's always been and always will be anti NAFTA.
I love thylacines. Such goofy looking but totally rad creatures. We've done so so much damage...
Update: The original "Joe Hoops" has been found
And its own six-button pad
EU must 'urgently' rearm and turn Ukraine into 'steel porcupine': VDL
Fedi-Steam
This might be dumb, and someone's probably already working on this but it's late and this is just a bugbear I have to get out of my head so I can sleep.
This is a basic outline of the concept of an open‐source federated gaming platform—a decentralized alternative to traditional centralised platforms like Steam.
Centralized gaming platforms like Valve's Steam, Blizzard's Battle.Net, Epic Game Store and even GOG ensure that there must always be a singular power who gets rich not from making games but by controlling and exploiting the market. Fediverse Gaming proposes an open-source, federated platform that empowers developers and publishers to host their own game distribution and community hubs. By leveraging the ActivityPub protocol, the open-source platform enables independent instances for selling games, game items, and hosting communities while addressing longstanding con
My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him.
https://lemmy.world/u/BoxOfFeet
My father was a penis inspector, like his father before him. He had to work for years at a penis factory to get by, working long, hard hours. All while taking penis inspection classes at night. When he finally graduated, he said it was so satisfying to tell his boss he was quitting, and that from now on he would be inspecting his work. He went on to be the best penis inspector in our county, and oversaw Penis Inspection Day at 4 public schools and 7 private for over three decades.
The fact that they think they can automate this entire proud profession with one scanner in a public bathroom is an insulting joke. It’s a single camera! How will it check the underside of the shaft for melanoma? Can it check the foreskin for proper length and cleanliness?? How does it check erection durometer? Not to mention urethral diameter. For fuck’s sake.
While all the focus during US President Donald Trump's inauguration was on tariffs, the sight of four tech titans at the ceremony should have put another economic policy on the radar: Tax.
Good News Monday: Hyundai Going Back To Physical Buttons Because American Buyers Don’t Like Touchscreens | Carscoops
Korean firm admitted it had been sucked in by the glitz of touchscreen tech, but customers found it annoying
Ford Working On Technology To Show In-Car Advertising
The company will cap hours players can use its GeForce Now cloud gaming service
Nvidia, the company that makes graphics cards you can't afford anymore and keeps vying for status as the world's most valuable company, is taking a page from Xbox's book and announcing a confusing change to its GeForce Now cloud gaming service that includes a monthly cap on the hours you can play games. As many people are saying in the comments to the announcement, maybe it's time to build a PC.
I will be honest that after writing the lede above I had to look up exactly what GeForce Now is, and reaffirm that it is not one of the many Nvidia things my graphics card installed on my computer. Like Stadia (RIP) and Microsoft's xCloud, GeForce Now can let you stream games your hardware might not be able to support. It has a bunch of tiers, some of which now have new names and new limits.
The “secret” almost certainly involves a plan to install Trump in the White House if he loses the election—but this plan could be even worse than you think.
At Northwell Health, executives are encouraging clinicians and all 85,000 employees to use a tool called AI Hub, according to a presentation obtained by 404 Media.
A leaked training presentation from a NY's largest hospital system shows how doctors are being encouraged to use AI for everything from writing emails to summarizing clinical evaluations to "diagnosing pancreatic cancer" and "parse" health records
Valve updated Steam’s shopping carts to notify users that they’re only buying a “license” for the game, not the game itself.
Good News Monday: Volvo Kills Its Vehicle Subscription Service | Carscoops
The Swedish carmaker has joined Audi, BMW, Cadillac, and Mercedes in abandoning this lease alternative
Anova will soon charge customers to use its sous vide app, because everything must be a subscription. The company’s also removing Wi-Fi and Bluetooth functionality from its first-generation cookers.
Subscriptions such as HP’s Instant Ink challenge what it means to own our devices.
Subscriptions such as HP’s Instant Ink challenge what it means to own our devices
Amazon now feels more like a racket than an open shopping platform; you can't find posts from your friends on Facebook because it's clogged with unsolicited advertising; and Uber no longer seems like... – Listen to Cory Doctorow: Platform capitalism and the curse of "enshittification" by Future Tens...
These early adopters found out what happened when a cutting-edge marvel became an obsolete gadget... inside their bodies.
Barbara Campbell was walking through a New York City subway station during rush hour when her world abruptly went dark. For four years, Campbell had been using a high-tech implant in her left eye that gave her a crude kind of bionic vision, partially compensating for the genetic disease that had rendered her completely blind in her 30s. “I remember exactly where I was: I was switching from the 6 train to the F train,” Campbell tells IEEE Spectrum. “I was about to go down the stairs, and all of a sudden I heard a little ‘beep, beep, beep’ sound.”
It wasn’t her phone battery running out. It was her Argus II retinal implant system powering down. The patches of light and dark that she’d been able to see with the implant’s help vanished...