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zarkanian @sh.itjust.works

1y ago

Why so sad?

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A: That good boy had many baconz
B: Pet pigs are awesome
- And delicious!
  
  How do you know someone eats animals? Don't worry, they'll tell you.
  
  Only if you neutered them very young. Removal of the testicles reduces the potential for odor and taint associated with male hormones in boars after puberty. If you didn't do this to your pet pig, you are going to regret it when you cook it.
  Source: My mother ran the local 4H club. Kids shouldn't see live castrations of animals IMHO. Especially since they are mostly done without anesthesia. The squeals still haunt me.
  
  Not sure why downvoted... Main reason to have a pet pig is to grow it to eat it.

If dogs go to heaven, then what do they eat there?
- Doggy heaven is squirrel hell its a very efficient system.
- Lab grown meat
  
  Labrador meat is premium, it really has to be heaven https://www.elwooddogmeat.com/meet-the-dogs
- Would anyone or anything in heaven eat? Hunger is but a manifesting of the unimmaculaticity of flesh.
- Nothing. They do nothing but sit at the feet of god's throne and worship him for all eternity.
  
  Based dogs.
- Cats. Cats are evil and go to hell. Their hell is to be food for heaven's carnivores.
  
  Who hurt you?
  
  Cats go to hell and they enjoy it there.
  
  Cats are mirrors.
  
  Damn people took this way too seriously lmao

ITT
Commenter 1: I love killing and eating one of those animals of similar intelligence and sentience! So sad the one I don't eat is sad.
Commenter 2: I don't understand the downvotes
- "Hardly anything is evil, but most things are hungry. Hunger looks very much like evil from the wrong end of the cutlery. Or do you think your bacon sandwich loves you back?"
  
  I didn't realise people ate bacon sandwiches out of pure necessity.
- It's called cognitive dissonance
- I love eating all animals. They all should have the same rights to become a dinner. Stop opressing dogs and their rights!
  
  Humans are animals. The rich look about ripe enough.
  
  Found the Korean
  
  I declare you have the right to become my dinner!
- I haven’t had the opportunity to eat dog meat but I’m told it is very good
  Also a pig that size would make a good pet

Am I the only one that thought it was Wilbur missing Charlotte?

Pig: What's a human?

All bacons go to heaven.

ApexPredatorGuilt

Well, at least the dog won't be going hungry.

Yeah i had a pet pig for a week, i miss him but boy did he taste good.
I hope everyone downvoting is a life long vegan.
Or go learn where meat comes from
- Ahh like my pet chicken i had called shnitzel. For the record we didnt make him into a shnitzel that would have smothered the complex and deliciouse flavours of a home grown chicken.
  
  Edgy much

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