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Take that libs!

Conservative @lemm.ee

Take that libs!

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conservative @lemmy.world

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We can't do anything about the boat sinking gun, or try and take it away from the boat sinker, because that would be against good decorum. Don't worry though, we've thrown that guy who called the boat sinker a fuckhead off the boat. We have to take the high road and follow the rules or who knows what the boat sinker will do next. We'll calmly convince them to lower the amount of holes they put in the boat while cmpromising by understanding that some of those holes were needed.
Vote for us, and we'll only put a few holes in the boat
- "I'm going to not vote in protest because I think they didn't patch the previous holes fast enough! Better give the psychopath the gun again. Sinking everyone's boat will surely send a message."
  
  It's more like they're talking about the oars while the poke holes in the most important part.
  
  What are you gonna do, vote for the guy who wants to put 10 holes in the boat? No, you have to vote for me, I will only put 9 more holes in the boat.
  Don't try to take away my gun or tell me to stop putting holes in the boat. What do you want Trump to win?
  
  they didn’t patch the previous holes fast enough!
  They didn't patch the holes at all, which is why so many voted for the other party or opted not to miss a badly-needed day's pay and didn't vote at all. When you have the White House and Congress you have to appear to be trying to do what you actually promise to do.
- do not worry, the boat sinker is just having an irrational tantrum right now. surely, after seeing us calmly reason things out, they'll retrospect and see the error in their ways!
- chef's kiss
- Damn you people who put Trump into presidency are so mad that we're mad at you for putting Trump into the presidency. Accept the fact that part of the reason we're in this situation is you letting the perfect be the enemy of the good and depressed voter turnout with your whining.
  
  or...... It could be the Democrats running terrible campaigns with terrible candidates, who ran on the coattails of a terrible president that put us in this situation.
- What a heavy handed line that's being pushed on Lemmy. And we're not even near the election yet.
  
  "Heavy handed line" AKA how the sane rest of the world sees US politics. You're stuck in an endless game of good cop/bad cop and it's so obvious to everyone else that we're all flabbergasted at those who can't see it. US propaganda is strong.

The most realistic part of this is the liberal just watching it happen and taking no steps to stop him or save the boat.
- if he was a politician he wouldn't say anything either.
  
  there needs to be a third guy, the radical leftist, who blames it all on the liberal for not doing anything.
  
  Hold up a sign
- apart from organizing massive protests across entire country?
  
  After they've started cutting holes in the boat.

I would love to hear a response to this from a thoughtful and respectful Trump supporter but I haven’t been able to find any of those.
Because to me it seems spot on but I wonder if I’m missing something.
- I think the current line is that "we have to go through a ~~rec~~depression and then you'll all see when it's over what a great plan this was!"

Needs to end with "why didn't you try harder to tell me to stop"
- "I didn't shoot for this"

What's the democratic party leadership in this analogy? Are they suggesting we use a knife to cut holes in the boat instead of a gun?
- damn i had a good microblog meme about this stored on my phone but i can't find it now. i'll try to replicate it from memory:
  republicans: minorities are evil. their destroying our country and we must take their basic rights away.
  democrats: (chuckles) *they're
  
  Pretty much
- They sternly ask the bullets to slow down
  
  That's a little too much effort. Maybe in 2017. In 2025 if feels like they're all trying to make sure there is a place for them as politicians within our new fascist regime. Not sure where that fits into the analogy. But it's seriously how it feels.
  The career democracts and "leaders" are staying in the background and gladly letting Bernie, AoC, etc be the inevitable political targets for the fascist. Later they can serve them up on a plate to offer to the fascist as a sacrifice.
  That's the only explanation I have for what we're seeing from the democratic party.
  Edit: Oh yeah and the absolute wet noodle that is Chuck Schumer. He makes a statement every once in awhile with the level of energy that Joe Biden's rotting corpse would have.
- You don't have to get that deep into it. The DNC is the other guy on the boat; did nothing to try and stop the shooting, is doing nothing to stop the sinking, and is honestly so irrelevant to what's happening that you can only see them in half the panels.
  
  It's all of us, not just the DNC
- They are the gun
  
  That sounds about right.
- They're also riding boats with fascists.

Crossposted to [email protected] a perfect fit lmao

So many about dudebro influences all ''I didn't think he'd fuck ME in the ass!!!'' Fucking assholes.

Hope they like being factory workers with no rights who die early of preventable illnesses.

PizzaCake is great

'The last panel should read "at least the lib died first"
- Even though he didn't.
  Basically the covid insanity in a nutshell. "the vaccine and masks will kill you", contracts covid and dies.

Except he conservatives cant swim

Why his pew-pew so small?
- Yeah, that type of guy would definitely never allow anything to detract from his delicately crafted masculine image.

basically

The boat wasn't sea worthy if a gun that small could sink it.
- I don't understand the downvotes, people basically say this about America

This comic would be a great point if I hadn't spent the last several months watching Democratic voters celebrate the owning of the conservatives.

I am glad that this is lemmy. If it was reddit, that lady would come and litigate. Their comics sub and bonehurtingjuice was in a because of this pizzacake comic lady.
- That was because she didn't like the edits they were making to her comics. Whether or not the path she took was correct is for others to argue about, that's just simply what happened.
- Yeah… she’s the worst.
- Afraid to ask so I searched, is this what you're talking about, looks pretty good to me.

Yes, libs and fascists are in the same boat.
- Pretty sure the message here is that everyone is on the boat. There isn't another boat.
  
  We're gonna need a second boat
- And what boat are you in exactly? I ask because in case you happened to misunderstand the analogy- in the cartoon, the boat represents the US.
  With that settled, based on your comment history- you clearly aren’t a liberal, so……

Oh look, another funny and original Pizzacake comic.
- Oh look, another funny and original anti-Pizzacake comment.
  
  I mean, there's only so many ways to say something is terrible.
  There's just no humour in her content, and people post it purely because it aligns with their views.
- Do you leave a sarcastic comment on everything you don't find funny / original, or just Pizzacake comics?
  It's okay to just... not post if something isn't up your alley.
  
  There's something in particular about their half assed art style and ham-fisted attempts at comedy that I find particularly annoying.
  And then people lap it up, not because there's any humour in their content, but because it aligns with their views.

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