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rubber_chicken [he/him]

@ rubber_chicken @hexbear.net

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  • I was wondering why earwax is among the smelliest of bodily secretions and was going to ask here but figured I'd check what the internet at large has to say. Most of the top results are about possible health conditions. There was one answer on quora saying that it smells pretty bad at the best of times, but it didn't have a lot of upvotes. I am doubting the health condition hypothesis because of how long it's smelled bad, i.e., my whole life. So I'm wondering if earwax only smells bad to a small portion of the population like the cilantro/soap thing or if only a small portion of the population has smelly earwax and theirs/ours smells bad to everyone like bad breath.

  • On top of you there are two wolves.

  • Same, I thought we were just laughing at supes'

    face and
    hand.

  • I once stayed in a frat house over the summer, just for the cheap room. I didn't have to pledge or anything; most of the bros were elsewhere and they just put the empty rooms on craigslist. The worst thing was that I came home one day and they were all in the living room watching hardcore porn. Their dicks weren't out; they were just watching porn together. So if you think that button is a joke or something because sharing porn is just too gross, you're underestimating the number and grossness of gross dudes.

  • The family:

  • They'll do cold food as a service instead.

  • Well it wouldn't be just a disembodied mask, that would be weird. It'll be on a sexbot.

  • My latest search was for movies to watch while stoned but I was then picky about the results as I'm not looking for stuff along the Cheech-and-Chong-and-Seth-Rogen axis. I ended up going with Enter the Void (kinda way too intense to be on such a list but still worthwhile imo) and The Fall. Maybe stuff that was an uphill slog to get greenlit because it was so out there?

  • It was another lazy week. I'm really not trying to do anything but not drink and at that I continue to succeed. Next week I will pirate more qualityslop.

  • Eyebrows shown above hat

    7 - floating brown eyebrows, I counted as a

    Brown eyes, hair

    For hair I had brown (1) and parted

    (seems like they matched it to Chris Pratt's in the movie, though) (2) and for eyes I had no eyelashes (8) and no irises
    (9)

    Black Moustache in n64/modern, nes hair was all the same brown in-game

    I had brown

    (5), with a straight upper edge and scalloped bottom (6)

    Large bulbous toe-box on brown leather shoes

    I just had brown shoes, separate sole (18)

    Blue overalls

    14, along with no seam (17)

    Red shirt

    16

    Gold/yellow buttons on overalls

    15

    No visible socks

    19

    Oval shaped eyes

    Did not have

    White disney-type gloved hands, does have the two or three slits on back of hand

    20, called the things on the back stitches

    Skin visible in wrist area

    Did not have

    White guy/pinkish skin

    Wow, by some sort of whiteguydefaultism I didn't have this.

    White circle behind Red M on hat

    I had red M (11) on white (12)

    Red dad cap with front cap brim, but the back oddly turns upward

    I just had red cap (10) with no band (13)

    Shoes have black soles

    Had shoes above.

    So that leaves

    3 - continuous teeth on top and bottom, which was the source of my half-point as he doesn't seem to have bottom teeth at all.

    4 - pink tongue -

    , more red.

  • Yesterday I was stumped trying to remember one aspect of Mario Mario's appearance. Instead of looking it up, I decided to test my memory by writing out 20 things about his appearance before checking. I got 14.5 out of 20 correct. That seems really low for a character I've seen thousands of times in different contexts for decades now. I don't know what to do about the unreliability of my memory save for trusting eyewitness testimony even less than I used to, which wasn't much.

  • The job I wanted pretty much vanished. It was supposed to be a contract position but due to the company's fuck-up, they're only offering me the chance to work for them as an employee. While that sounds like it could be a good thing, this company has done almost nothing but fuck up in my experience. At one point, they pinged me about a potential gig and I asked what the rate was. Do you know how they responded? They said the rate was "good." Like in what universe did they think I wanted a fucking adjective in response to that question? Their fuck-ups are all like this; they fuck up in a surprising new way that I previously hadn't even considered possible. I could list more but opsec. So no, my whole system revolted so hard against the question of my working for them that I'm just going to burn the bridge and never do business with them again.

    I have some other irons in the fire and will land on my feet.

    Still not drinking.

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  • I wondered where I had heard of Tyler Glaiel before and I'm ashamed to admit that I put real time into playing number.

  • And this isn't even Phoenix or some shit like that, this is where New York teams play. It's pretty much the only place in the country that's not actively hostile to pedestrians, but once you leave the city proper, I guess you may as well be in Kansas.

  • I think your "mean"s should be " median"s.

  • I had an interview and they said they'd let me know this week. Another company wants to interview this week as well. Getting back into a routine, not worrying about my personal finances and helping out comrades more will be nice. I saw Send Help yesterday, which was awesome. Still not drinking. I would be moving for either gig so I'm going to some select tourist spots that I somehow never visited in years of living nearby.

  • food @hexbear.net

    Cream of Wheat

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    The Night I Paid Twenty Dollars for a Garbage Bag (warning: L*nkedIn-tier slop is bad for your whole everything)

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    low effort bedpost

  • art @hexbear.net

    You're at the gallery when

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Where in Kerala?

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net

    I just wanted the Krusty quote

  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Has any software project gone out with a bang?

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Stuck on room-escapey game

    rinnogogo.com /nazo01/Unravel.html
  • askchapo @hexbear.net

    Suppose the technology in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is real

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Straights take the stairs

  • music @hexbear.net

    Fiona Apple - Fast As You Can

  • hexbear @hexbear.net

    Are comments throttled to a different degree now?

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Hexbear should start a conga line

  • news @hexbear.net

    Israel has attacked Iran, NYT journalist reports

    xcancel.com /farnazfassihi/status/1933322512017850865
  • chat @hexbear.net

    I had the absolute worst shame dream, compounded by a false waking-up

  • technology @hexbear.net

    Should I grab a Huawei linux laptop while I'm in China?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    This scene from Looper is still on track