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gigastasio

@ gigastasio @sh.itjust.works

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  • Which is the more powerful meat, fish or chicken?

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  • Trending

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  • Dear lord when violet08 sees this she’s gonna post nonstop for like a week.

  • When the bidet hits a bullseye

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  • Psh! I don’t need a bidet to experience this.

  • Game over

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  • That just means your meal was freshly picked from the burrito tree. Geesh, some people…

  • No lowball bids

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  • After all, what is Star Wars if not an endless parade of retcons?

  • What car did you learn to drive in?

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  • It was an ‘86 Renault Alliance. My dad would take me to random empty parking lots to practice. I remember all us kids in the neighborhood were about the same age and it was a major competition to see who could get their license first. I don’t remember who did. It wasn’t me.

    Years later, when I was out of the military and starting college, my dad got me a ‘91 Nissan pickup. It was a manual transmission, and I didn’t know how to drive one. He said, “by the time you get it home, you’ll know how to drive a stick.” So I drove it home, and by the time I got it home, I still didn’t know how to drive a stick.

  • Sounds legit

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  • Join me and we can rule the galaxy as husband and wife!

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  • But who’s gonna fly it? You???

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  • TIE is the acronym for Twin Ion Engine.

    I mean the bow tie thing kinda works too, but yeah.

  • Specifically Schnauzer

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  • Where are my testicles, Summer?

  • You ever been to Disney World?

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  • Same energy

  • challenge: impossible

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  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Noodle on morning bathroom sentry duty

  • How to reassure your wife 101

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  • Fucking with my ex, example #47:

    We’d start a road trip, get about a mile or so down the road, and I’d say, “Did I leave the oven on?”

  • Base coloring

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  • Sure. Let’s see it.

    Also, the imadethis community exists exactly for stuff like that.

  • What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)

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  • I learned very quickly that there are people in music academia who will very loudly and obnoxiously state their very sound reasons why Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony is a pile of hot garbage. And from that I learned to just make whatever’s in me to make, and the best possible outcome is that it gets attention.

  • Ads used to be different 💔

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  • My dad: gestures toward the gun safe

  • What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)

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  • I think it’s fair to say that men who say “Shoulda kept your legs shut,” are the kind of men for whom no one is opening their legs.

  • What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)

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  • Years ago when I was a music grad student I used to participate in several forums for sharing and discussing music. I regularly posted recordings of my work.

    One morning I woke up to discover that some gentleman thought enough of me to invest what must have been considerable time and energy composing a several pages-long dissertation on how much he hated my music. I don’t remember the exact language, but I remember that it wasn’t particularly imaginative. Lots of references to garbage and shit I guess. I mean, if you’re going to put that much effort into lambasting someone, at least come up with a couple original metaphors. But apparently my music filled him with so much rage he couldn’t bring himself to do so.

    In retrospect though, that music was, objectively, pretty bad. But I haven’t give up. I’m still out there making shitty music.

  • Are you a 'do the good part first' or 'save the best part for last' sort of person?

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  • If I apply this to work, I do the “hard” work first, which means whatever job is the most odious, tedious, heavy-liftingest, pain-in-the-assest, that’s getting done and over with so the rest of my workday is easy.

    I’m the opposite when it comes to food. I have zero willpower.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    I've had this puzzle on my phone for years. Every few months I'd glance at it and try and solve it. Last night, as I was eating dinner, I finally figured out the answer!

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Catch the dot, Noodle! What's wrong, did you lose it??

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Sometimes at work I'll take a break, pull up my security camera at home, and watch Noodle sleeping.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What fictional animal do you think would be the most delicious?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How small does a broken potato chip have to be before you consider it a crumb?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Have you ever made friends with a wild animal?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    If you do a lot of meal prep for your lunches at work, what do you do?

  • Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Make Sector 001 great again

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Guys I can't find Noodle. Has anyone seen her?

  • Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    The answer is "Because Seven ate nine." What was the question?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What would you consider the ideal "stoner food?"

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do you record your own voicemail greeting or do you just use whatever default thing your carrier does? If you do, do you make it funny or something?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Noodle thinks she knows how to play. Noodle does not know how to play.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    A group of crows is a murder. A group of apes is a shrewdness. What's a group of you called?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do you make a grocery list, or do you just go to the store and wing it?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do any of you actually know someone who legitimately believes there's an actual "War on Christmas?"

  • cats @sh.itjust.works
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    My table time now. Ur table time done. Mine now. Go way plz.

  • Ask Lemmy @sh.itjust.works
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    Chickens are now extinct. What are we doing next?

  • Ask Lemmy @sh.itjust.works
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    Emotionally speaking, where are you at with the holidays? You still get that warm fuzzy feeling or has it lost its magic for you?