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gigastasio

@ gigastasio @sh.itjust.works

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  • I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?

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  • Fair. She’s stuck it in mine enough times.

  • Do you think "coconut water" is corporate propaganda and it should be called "coconut juice"?

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  • Are you suggesting coconuts lactate???

  • I missed the Pedo/Nazi super funtime extravaganza last night because I was busy expressing my dog's anal glands. Cliff notes?

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  • I drove my ex to get cigarettes last night. Still trying to convince her that we can still hook up occasionally and I don’t even mind that she’s a lesbian now, and in fact is kinda hot really.

    You think she’d be more receptive to the idea if I told her she could bring one of her lesbian friends?

  • Dill with it

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  • What would Dill do?

  • The size of Portugal compared to Spain

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  • That’s Vermont. It’s not supposed to even be there.

  • What if moderators were assigned by post instead of community?

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  • Hey! I banned you from my comment thread. What are you still doing here!?!??

  • What if moderators were assigned by post instead of community?

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  • You can’t disagree with me. I’m the moderator of my comment thread. Banned.

  • What if moderators were assigned by post instead of community?

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  • What if we put the crook in charge of his trial?

  • restraint

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  • Slightly off topic, but I’m curious if anyone here knows how to overclock a potato.

  • NSFW

    Why are there no fetish for fucking bad women hardcore?

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  • There’s this lady who comes though town occasionally, calls herself the Horny Hillbilly. She’s a total MAGA chud and she looks pretty much like what you’re imagining right now. I’ve heard she has a breeding fetish.

  • What’s the wildest dream you’ve ever had?

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  • My dreams aren’t necessarily “wild,” but they are incredibly vivid and detailed. A recent example would be a dream about a city where all the buildings were solid gold Inca style pyramids surrounded by lavish gardens, with fine details on the buildings that made me wonder how my brain found the time and energy to render it all.

    And yeah I have sex dreams too I guess. About the only place I’m getting it these days.

  • How often are your windows open? What about during Winter? or during Summer? Do you open windows to let in fresh air?

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  • Honestly I’ve given up on trying to save on heating during the winter. Even with everything closed my house is drafty as fuck. I’ve got one whole room on the ground floor that was an addition built later and no one bothered to run ventilation into it, so it needs a space heater. Yeah it gets stuffy but I’d rather be warm.

    Spring and summer are a different story. I love spring and summer air and I open everything.

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    What's a conspiracy theory you no longer call a theory?

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  • Welp, turns out the conspiracy kooks were right about the worldwide elite pedo ring. 🤷🏻

  • When it’s none of your business, you should keep scrolling.

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  • If it’s none of my business, why is it posted?

  • Straight into the fire!

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  • Is there a comedy homicide community? Because this belongs there.

  • You know you wanna

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  • I accept this explanation.

  • Expecto patronum my ass!

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  • Dumbledore fired calmly.

  • You know you wanna

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  • Am I the only one mildly annoyed by the fact that “Do not eat” is in quotations, like it’s silica gel’s motto or something?

  • If an AI simulation of your dead grandmother is indistinguishable from the real thing, is that literally a ghost?

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  • I don’t know how ai works.

    If you were to learn how AI works, would that be enough to shake you free of these silly notions you have about it?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    This is why I can’t have nice things.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What little things do you do each day that are your small ways of sticking it to the man?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Tell me about the last sandwich you ate.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What’s the dumbest thing your fish did?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do you think you’d be able to identify a given Gatorade’s color just by taste?

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What’s a Jawa’s favorite pasta?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    You are the fourth Wise Man that nobody talks about. What did you attempt to bring the baby Jesus that they cut you out of all the stories?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Big holiday decorators, do you have two different sets for Halloween and Christmas, or are you just slapping Santa hats on your spooky shit?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Are there any active communities for amateur songwriters and/or home-recording enthusiasts?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Every single performance of “The Song That Never Ends” has ended.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Do any of you have recommendations for a good retro gaming handheld?

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world
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    When a company sends me an email titled, “We have updated our terms and conditions.”

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Are we still remembering The Alamo?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Could pizza be considered an open-face sandwich?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What is the most hilarious thing you’ve ever seen in a cartoon?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What part of the human heart is “the cockles?”

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I work at a pet store where we frequently sell out of aquariums.

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    Now you too can spend the day wondering…