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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world owenfromcanada @lemmy.ca On average, humans have more bones in their neck than giraffes
Most humans don't have any giraffes in their necks at all!
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world 🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦 @ttrpg.network Haiku for you...
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Help me, I am trapped In a haiku factory. Save me, before they...
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Flamangoman @leminal.space I knew a guy who got a little too into the hokey pokey
He turned himself around.
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world Don_Dickle @lemmy.world Why after Napoleon died he had to be put back together?
Because he is Napoleon bone-a-part....
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world equinox86 @lemm.ee Why do some birds regurgitate their food?
Because they're mother falcon birds!
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world altphoto @lemmy.today I stepped on the scale, guess how many pounds
::: spoiler pun Zero, we use dollars in the USA :::
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world altphoto @lemmy.today Remember to knock before opening the fridge!
There could be a salad dressing!
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world owenfromcanada @lemmy.world I wonder how many male, middle aged US filmmakers regularly call it a "director's cut" when carving up the thanksgiving turkey for their family.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.org/post/10365286
I mean, I would. Every year, all the time.
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Dad Jokes @lemmy.world kersploosh @sh.itjust.works Dad, what is the easiest word to say?
"Drool." It rolls off the tongue.