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@ WokePalpatine @hexbear.net

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I just want you to know,

I'm woke Palpatine now. I'm doin' midichondrial prefigurative politics.

I'm organizing my community via the Emperor Palpatine Surgical Reconstruction Center.

I've literally mastered the means of production via Exegollian juche.

What are you doing? Yeah, that's what I predicted you'd say with my force powers. Don't bother admitting me to this forum, I've already perfectly simulated it with my force powers.

You ban me in 6 months for saying Alderaan was a comprador planet and deserved it with no counter-argument.

  • Did you read the article or both of his articles before commenting on this. Movies already had works like Metropolis 49 years after the first moving images were captured. Ebert's articles are written 56 years after Tennis For Two, the first rudimentary game. Somehow games are always going to be "a young medium."

  • lol, I have that interview ingrained in my mind too. The fucking bemusement they have about the idea that One Piece could actually mean anything more than "magical pirating would be cool, eh?".

    I saw a clip of their shitty podcast recently where they do the same thing about Evangelion, being really, really gleeful to say there's no meaning to seemingly anything in Eva, or at least any of the religious symbolism it uses mixed with a lot of the rest of the themes it has.

  • This is what I look like going in to work.

    Is it the left ear? That's the one I have pierced.

  • I'm mean worksite. FUCK.

  • There's nothing gay about using a grinder on the wokesite.

  • Glad to hear you're safe. Good luck.

  • Finally, an expert. Thank you.

  • Not cooking in some woke chinese way.

  • I don't know how to unwoke my shit. Keep Googling it but it keeps saying it's not a word (Orwellian linguistic censorship).

  • Anyone here play the Styx: Master of Shadows games? I heard about them for the first time last week. So few stealth games these days. There was Evotinction too but that's like almost a puzzle game that uses stealth as the puzzle system.

  • Canadians and others in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico, have been ordered to shelter in place amid street violence spurred by a military operation that killed a cartel leader.

    In the popular Mexican travel destination, as well as other cities in the country’s southwest, criminal groups have set up roadblocks with burning vehicles, says a travel advisory from the Canadian government.

    "There have been shootouts with security forces and explosions,” according to the advisory, which urges Canadians to avoid all non-essential travel to multiple regions in Mexico.

    https://www.thestar.com/news/canada/canadians-in-puerto-vallarta-ordered-to-shelter-in-place-amid-street-violence-death-of-cartel/article_4196c029-497c-4f35-a25a-9139f50c400e.html

  • Guys are buying broken 3DSes (like snapped hinge broken) probably for like $5-10 at garage sales and then putting them on eBay for $90+ $20 shipping "as is". Fuck off.

  • 50% + 1 people.

  • Wokies who have been promised 72 genders in paradise (Jannah) by Trans Mohammadbe like: "this is good, actually."

  • Society.

  • No one's gunna' be vague about anything once I get a mod GF.

  • New rule (Bill Maher style).

    Mods need to start banning vague posting.

  • She cares about birthrates and works at Microsoft, so maybe that clears up what kind of tech-fascist she is.

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • music @hexbear.net

    Pochonbo Electronic Ensemble - "Hope" (DPRK-Pop)

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • technology @hexbear.net

    Finally found a suitable alternative to Firefox with no AI features: Pokémon Gold & Silver Internet Browser

    bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net /wiki/Pok%C3%A9mon_Gold_%26_Silver_Internet_Browser
  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    Thanks, YouTube

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.

  • Games @hexbear.net

    Anyone one here play FPSes on consoles? (don't bother responding if you're a PC player, not interested in you right now)

  • art @hexbear.net

    Pokemon card art of the day.

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    Creating images is always a challenge. Digital Magic.

  • music @hexbear.net

    Kidorikko - "Mycom Maim Marionette" (J-Pop/Art Pop/New Wave)

  • music @hexbear.net

    Syoko - "Dance On The Brink" (J-Pop/Art Pop)

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Get Into The Clown Mines And Hit Your Quotas, Citizen. Do not give a fuck if you say you have the made-up disease of "coulrophobia."

  • music @hexbear.net

    Vendemmian - "Wake You Up" (Gothic Rock)

  • Anime & Donghua @hexbear.net

    Korean Dictator's Grandson Releases Webtoon Depicting Traumatic Childhood

    www.animenewsnetwork.com /news/2025-12-29/korean-dictator-grandson-releases-webtoon-depicting-traumatic-childhood/.232573
  • Anime & Donghua @hexbear.net

    Mamoru Oshii Sessions - Anime & Film Directing (English Sub)

  • Anime & Donghua @hexbear.net

    Osamu Tezuka: Secrets of Creation (Documentary - 1985)

  • History @hexbear.net

    It's not 2026. It's not even the 1890s yet, baby. We're in 1320, motherfucker. YOU ARE A SERF.

  • traingang @hexbear.net

    E-Bikes Aren't The Problem | Rebecca Watson

  • podcasts @hexbear.net

    Black Girl From Pyongyang, North Korea w/ Monica Macias | Actually Existing Socialism (PATREON PREVIEW) YouTube