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Keld [he/him, any]

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  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • Because they have consistently seen that Iran will not fight back. Envision a bully escalating their violence. That is what is happening.

  • Making fun of my ugly chud son

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  • They're gonna give him a glow-up evolution and thats honestly criminal

    You could make a team of this one, rowley, psyduck, farfetch'd, hoothoot and murkrow to have a team of dork (Affectionate) birds.

  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • I have no idea, but most rational actor would not have given up on nukes before either

  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • If the way they asked Soleimani to the negotiation table then bombed him on the way there, or the way they tore up the nuclear deal and then bombed them, or their millions of lies have not convinced the Iranians that the US is not an honest actor, why would this?

  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • Iran will come back to the negotiation table i fear, because they keep trying to engage with the US like theyre an honest actor and the US keeps murdering their negotiators

  • Official unofficial official "Death To America" thread

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  • Hopefully this teaches leaders around the world that appeasement does not work, and that it does not matter how much you acquiesce to us demands or compromise on the interests of your state.

    It probably won't though.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • crunchy blood, yum.

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • SPEAKING OF FOOD, a fellow student of mine has informed me that they subsist of ramen, but it's okay because every breakfast they put a can of tuna in it.

    On top of cancer, this education is gonna give people scurvy

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • Thanks, sadly the sheer glutenaity of this one might actually make you explode.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • When your exploding headache might actually explode

  • inshallah

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  • This is slander. Hong Xiuquan never claimed to be Jesus. He claimed he was Jesus' little brother and his representative on earth.

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    Hot damn…it’s strange fruit time agin? Tennessee congressmen offers own farm for Epstein Class child predators to be hung.

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  • Foco theory

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    Should OSHA violations be marked nsfw

  • ratio

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  • And yet

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • I have put tabbouleh and seitan on wheat bread. I am serving wheat on wheat on wheat to myself.

  • Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead

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  • Thats honestly funny. Like it sucks for the people involved, but its just so comically inept. Its something out of a cartoon

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    Smdh the proletaricels are getting ownershipmogged by the bourgoichads

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • Oh see i dont have that problem because I just never learned social skills

  • Two partial pages from Absolute Martian Manhunter #8 - "America's Gun"

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  • The bad guy in martian manhunter is bad vibes, and that's not a metaphor.

  • Two partial pages from Absolute Martian Manhunter #8 - "America's Gun"

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  • Slight spoiler for a moment that might also make you want to read it:

    There is a moment where the bad guy summons a nuclear bomb from the imagination of a cold war era conspiracy guy, but the martian manhunter notes that while he is afraid of nuclear armageddon he also believes in military incompetence so the bomb doesn't go off.

  • New male just dropped

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  • bro-guy-t(estosterone(

  • parenting @hexbear.net
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    Update on the child situation

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Glass blowing for scientific instruments is an artisan craft and can literally be done in a shed

  • news @hexbear.net
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    Greece’s Varoufakis to stand trial after admitting drug use 36 years ago

    www.politico.eu /article/greece-yanis-varoufakis-stand-trial-after-admitting-drug-use-36-years-ago/
  • Comics @hexbear.net
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    Meirl

  • news @hexbear.net
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    Parasitic ant species where every individual is a queen discovered in Japan

    www.independent.co.uk /news/science/ant-species-all-queen-japan-b2926254.html
  • memes @hexbear.net
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    Axis powers Hetalia

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    The elders apeak of a time where when public (And non car) infrastructure broke a magicla fairy creature called "municipal workers" would perform a ritual called "fixing it"

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    Busposting

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    Are you not valuetained?

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    Roger if its a girl, Roger if its a boy

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    Man the senate parliamentarian has got to be right pissed

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    My cortisol spiked after my ex wife custodymogged me

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    So we have gatorade but not straitorade

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    Never let them tell you one person can't make a difference

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    There is no point in claiming the purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is all the things it consistently fails to do

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    The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is what it does

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    Malcolm XCX