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Keld [he/him, any]

@ Keld @hexbear.net

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  • I have no idea, but most rational actor would not have given up on nukes before either

  • If the way they asked Soleimani to the negotiation table then bombed him on the way there, or the way they tore up the nuclear deal and then bombed them, or their millions of lies have not convinced the Iranians that the US is not an honest actor, why would this?

  • Iran will come back to the negotiation table i fear, because they keep trying to engage with the US like theyre an honest actor and the US keeps murdering their negotiators

  • Hopefully this teaches leaders around the world that appeasement does not work, and that it does not matter how much you acquiesce to us demands or compromise on the interests of your state.

    It probably won't though.

  • crunchy blood, yum.

  • SPEAKING OF FOOD, a fellow student of mine has informed me that they subsist of ramen, but it's okay because every breakfast they put a can of tuna in it.

    On top of cancer, this education is gonna give people scurvy

  • Thanks, sadly the sheer glutenaity of this one might actually make you explode.

  • When your exploding headache might actually explode

  • This is slander. Hong Xiuquan never claimed to be Jesus. He claimed he was Jesus' little brother and his representative on earth.

  • Foco theory

  • ratio

    Jump
  • And yet

  • I have put tabbouleh and seitan on wheat bread. I am serving wheat on wheat on wheat to myself.

  • Thats honestly funny. Like it sucks for the people involved, but its just so comically inept. Its something out of a cartoon

  • Oh see i dont have that problem because I just never learned social skills

  • The bad guy in martian manhunter is bad vibes, and that's not a metaphor.

  • Slight spoiler for a moment that might also make you want to read it:

    There is a moment where the bad guy summons a nuclear bomb from the imagination of a cold war era conspiracy guy, but the martian manhunter notes that while he is afraid of nuclear armageddon he also believes in military incompetence so the bomb doesn't go off.

  • bro-guy-t(estosterone(

  • exactly! And some of it is to be sure, but the fact that we (Very much including myself) just assume stuff is an industrial mechanised process because of our modern age and because it's intricate and then it's not is what is interesting.

  • I saw a 190-something but that was a self measurement so I hope he messed it up somehow. It was just the fact that it was a totally earnest question from a student nurse that made it funny.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    There is no point in claiming the purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is all the things it consistently fails to do

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is what it does

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Malcolm XCX

  • memes @hexbear.net

    The End of the World

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    You went to harvard? With all the pedophiles? Oof, I'm sorry to hear that.

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    The Assassination of Nicholas II by the Coward Vladimir Lenin

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    SinneRs

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Duma Unchained

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    No country for old mensheviks

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    There will be bolsheviks

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Shrek

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    What if Howard Hughes had had twitter

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left

  • Slop. @hexbear.net

    The Right has the positivity now, we have the vision

  • parenting @hexbear.net

    A child told me they are doing something potentially bad in confidence, do I tell someone?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net

    In 4 episodes A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms has two moments where something "epic" happens you have swelling music and then it cuts immediately to someone shitting/farting

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    America has five year olds being frogmarched to a detention camp on the orders of a known pedophile and habitual fraudster who shits his pants in public

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    don't do the guy if you can't do the ti(m)e

  • badposting @hexbear.net

    Yuri Gargarin was a test pilot, went to space, and his visible scar was from diving out a window while cheating on his wife.