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Keld [he/him, any]

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  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • I have no idea, but most rational actor would not have given up on nukes before either

  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • If the way they asked Soleimani to the negotiation table then bombed him on the way there, or the way they tore up the nuclear deal and then bombed them, or their millions of lies have not convinced the Iranians that the US is not an honest actor, why would this?

  • Starmer's says Iran must 'return to negotiating table' — where they were when US/Israel attacked them

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  • Iran will come back to the negotiation table i fear, because they keep trying to engage with the US like theyre an honest actor and the US keeps murdering their negotiators

  • Official unofficial official "Death To America" thread

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  • Hopefully this teaches leaders around the world that appeasement does not work, and that it does not matter how much you acquiesce to us demands or compromise on the interests of your state.

    It probably won't though.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • crunchy blood, yum.

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • SPEAKING OF FOOD, a fellow student of mine has informed me that they subsist of ramen, but it's okay because every breakfast they put a can of tuna in it.

    On top of cancer, this education is gonna give people scurvy

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • Thanks, sadly the sheer glutenaity of this one might actually make you explode.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • When your exploding headache might actually explode

  • inshallah

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  • This is slander. Hong Xiuquan never claimed to be Jesus. He claimed he was Jesus' little brother and his representative on earth.

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    Hot damn…it’s strange fruit time agin? Tennessee congressmen offers own farm for Epstein Class child predators to be hung.

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  • Foco theory

  • ratio

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  • And yet

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • I have put tabbouleh and seitan on wheat bread. I am serving wheat on wheat on wheat to myself.

  • Callers to Washington state hotline press 2 for Spanish and get accented AI English instead

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  • Thats honestly funny. Like it sucks for the people involved, but its just so comically inept. Its something out of a cartoon

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    Disabled Community Megathread from February 23, 2026 to March 8, 2026

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  • Oh see i dont have that problem because I just never learned social skills

  • Two partial pages from Absolute Martian Manhunter #8 - "America's Gun"

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  • The bad guy in martian manhunter is bad vibes, and that's not a metaphor.

  • Two partial pages from Absolute Martian Manhunter #8 - "America's Gun"

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  • Slight spoiler for a moment that might also make you want to read it:

    There is a moment where the bad guy summons a nuclear bomb from the imagination of a cold war era conspiracy guy, but the martian manhunter notes that while he is afraid of nuclear armageddon he also believes in military incompetence so the bomb doesn't go off.

  • New male just dropped

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  • bro-guy-t(estosterone(

  • Glass blowing for scientific instruments is an artisan craft and can literally be done in a shed

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  • exactly! And some of it is to be sure, but the fact that we (Very much including myself) just assume stuff is an industrial mechanised process because of our modern age and because it's intricate and then it's not is what is interesting.

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    Zhou Enlai "All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means." - Novo General Megathread for the 27th of February to 6th of March 2026

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  • I saw a 190-something but that was a self measurement so I hope he messed it up somehow. It was just the fact that it was a totally earnest question from a student nurse that made it funny.

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    There is no point in claiming the purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is all the things it consistently fails to do

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    The purpose of a Rube Goldberg machine is what it does

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    Malcolm XCX

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    The End of the World

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    You went to harvard? With all the pedophiles? Oof, I'm sorry to hear that.

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    The Assassination of Nicholas II by the Coward Vladimir Lenin

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    SinneRs

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    Duma Unchained

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    No country for old mensheviks

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    There will be bolsheviks

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    Shrek

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    What if Howard Hughes had had twitter

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    This BACKFIRED BIGLY on the left

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    The Right has the positivity now, we have the vision

  • parenting @hexbear.net
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    A child told me they are doing something potentially bad in confidence, do I tell someone?

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
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    In 4 episodes A Knight of The Seven Kingdoms has two moments where something "epic" happens you have swelling music and then it cuts immediately to someone shitting/farting

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    Curtains for Zoosha? K-smog and Batboy caught flipping a grunt

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    America has five year olds being frogmarched to a detention camp on the orders of a known pedophile and habitual fraudster who shits his pants in public

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    don't do the guy if you can't do the ti(m)e

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    Yuri Gargarin was a test pilot, went to space, and his visible scar was from diving out a window while cheating on his wife.