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Justas🇱🇹

Lithuanian 30+ year-old shitposter who works as a programmer.

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  • The farmers should take a page from the European one's book and block the roads. Or even better, drop tons and tons of manure on the White House lawn.

  • Either he keeps being himself and the stock tanks or he leaves Tesla and the stock tanks. Tesla loses either way.

  • Dude has some serious creep vibes, so it's easy to pretend that he says ridiculous things, like the joke that he's into AOC's feet.

  • B-2 bomber I think.

  • Same, except I want him to lose all his money.

    1. I post a picture of a secluded spot.
    2. People of a specific group do a reverse maps search.
    3. Said people invade my secluded spot.
  • I'm only posting it here, where the audience steers trans and left. It was a joke, no need to get salty.

  • Controls all newspapers when he comes to power.

  • Most of the people I know who survived the fall of USSR will offer you these tips:

    • Grow, forage and preserve as much of your own food as you can. Food systems are vulnerable to inflation and supply shocks, especially due to tariffs between countries that used to trade freely.
    • Learn to fix clothes, do home, furniture and machinery repairs when possible. Small construction work is expensive and good workers wouldn't take them. The ones who do tend to do shoddy work.
    • Become friends with your neighbours. They may have access to things money can no longer pay for in times of crisis. During a period of empty stores we were all still clothed and fed because we knew the right people.
    • Don't throw still useful things away. Trade them, sell them, take them apart for spare parts and materials, repurpose stuff as much as possible. Also, don't buy things that won't last, such as fast fashion (although even those can be used for cleaning rags).
  • We used to have those tiny Egyptian ones, but the heating system was replaced from a nearby industrial one to the central one and they all left because it became too cold for them.

  • Yep. Despite large buildings, overall density ends up pretty small so you often don't meet a lot of people when on a walk, which increases feelings of danger.

  • My small addition to the list is that the surrounding green spaces were usually poorly lit and created lots of opportunities for muggers to hide once it got dark. In winters it gets dark early, so winters were a dangerous time.

  • Soviet era commie blocks with stores and doctor's offices in first floor go brrr

  • checks notes

    It's 80+ pages that only say "fuck"

  • Nintoddler being a slur is somehow very funny to me.

  • If the lake I keep posting is full of leftist trans women next time I go there, I now will know why.

  • I ride a 400 euro bike as a hobby in summer (and spring and autumn too).

  • Jokes @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    In Lithuania, there's a museum of communism.

    It's privately owned.

    People Twitter @sh.itjust.works
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    "once a women turns 19, she may as well be postmenopausal"

    VideoEssays @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    What Happened To Sexy Plumber P*rn? | Trash Discourse

    Ask Lemmy, Ouija Style @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    We must imagine that Sisyphus is _______

    Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    The curious case of the travelling toilet

    cats @lemmy.world
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    New year old habits

    cats @lemmy.world
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    I didn't do anything to that tree (yet)

    Programming @programming.dev
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    Forget "gif" vs "jif" debate. How does one pronounce "Forgejo"?

    Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    Patterns on this watermelon

    Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    Muh pea sandwich (OC)

    memes @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I know what's there but I still want to see it

    Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk
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    And they built a crooked house

    Pareidolia @sh.itjust.works
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    Top of my head looked back at me in this photo

    cats @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    Hey guys, did you miss Šaškė?

    Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I don't want to form parasocial relationships with people I fap to

    Parasocial relationships refer to one-sided relationships in which a person develops a strong sense of connection, intimacy, or familiarity with someone they don’t know, most often celebrities or media personalities. These relationships exist only in the mind of the individual, who experiences a bond despite the lack of reciprocity.

    Forming parasocial relationships is fine.

    Fapping (masturbating) to nsfw content is fine (unless it is illegal or unethical).

    But forming a parasocial relationship with someone you fap to feels like cheating if you are in a relationship and a poor substitute for a relationship if you are single.

    Terrible Estate Agent Photos @feddit.uk
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    This is what peak slavcore looks like (extra images in the comments)

    Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world
    Justas🇱🇹 @sh.itjust.works

    I bought a car with a bad engine

    A year ago I bought my wife a Mazda CX-5 diesel and paid 10K for it. Now I found out that it has an engine defect that will be extremely expensive to repair, so the car is a write-off, at best I can get 2K back.

    memes @lemmy.world
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    It took me way too long to realise wtf I was doing

    Traditional Art @lemmy.world
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    In the Past, by Petras Lukošius

    Ask Science @lemmy.world
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    Why can't Strings in String Theory be replaced with Springs?