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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

How to tag: To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz or foo bar baz [Meta] would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz

Here are the current tags:

  • Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
  • OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
  • Meta - Relating to the community itself.

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  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    over_clox @lemmy.world

    Ash tray salad

    No joke. Lettuce, tomato, roast beef, cheddar cheese, and ranch dressing, in an ash tray.

    Cuz I'm weird, and was hungry.

    Still hungry no less...

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    jqubed @lemmy.world

    I believe Skyline Chili-flavored ice cream should meet the definition of a food crime

    cross-posted from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/31805552

    Can someone go check on Cincinnati? I think they might be having some mental health issues.

    It's delicious fyi

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    over_clox @lemmy.world

    Chicken flavored Ramen and V8 Juice, with Tuna, Egg, and Mayo Salad

    Yes I ate this tonight. No excuse except lazy + leftovers.

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    return2ozma @lemmy.world
  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    jet @hackertalks.com

    Oreo omelette

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    MrJameGumb @lemmy.world

    I don't know why I thought this would be good

    I love pickles, I love cheese puffs but they do not belong together. The first one tasted alright, but each subsequent puff was worse than the last. I ate about a quarter of the bag before I just gave up in disgust and tossed it

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    m3t00🌎 @midwest.social

    mmm ham

    [meta] facebook to be exact

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    jet @hackertalks.com

    Deep Fried Butter

    It's like chicken Kiev without the chicken.

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    seahorse [Ohio] @midwest.social

    Should have a pizza sauce rim

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    jet @hackertalks.com

    Frozen Pizza Spaghetti Sauce - Ordinary Sausage

    They gave it a 5/5! Amazing.

    • Take the cheapest frozen pizza you can find
    • Blend it in a blender, adding alfrado for liquidity
    • Break pasta in half, boil
    • Add pizza sauce to pasta!
  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    Mandarbmax @lemmy.world

    replaced bread

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    Silverchase @sh.itjust.works

    Cheese lime onion 7-Up aspic

  • Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition @midwest.social
    RmDebArc_5 @sh.itjust.works

    Pizza Hawaii Level 2