It really tied the room together.
That beak looks like an aging banana.
Please don't burn my house down...
It's just a prank, bro!
Or people with couch fetishes
Even a pink sock?
Shipping labels are about all I use mine for.
Fucking it, on the other hand...
How much land is necessary per adult?
You are aware that he dropped out of the race, right?
Prolapse Sounding is such a great band name.
Who?
The level of laziness on display in this screenshot is impressive even to me.
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I hate to judge but that second one looks more like a bird than it looks like your dad at home.
Common triggers include strain, stress, long periods of standing, heat exposure, or the sight of blood.
Also, the use of caffeine and sometimes other stimulants, usually after they begin to wear off, even (edit: and sometimes especially, due to lack of acquired tolerance) with very infrequent use. Apparently that's not well known, at least not by most of my fucking doctors.
I will buy you a garden where your flowers can bloom
Depends on which lips he's using.
Assuming this is true, as a progressive with worthless executive function and a raging anxiety disorder, I feel like I may be an exception.
After all, it is on the bottom near the power.
Those air-fryable, pre-seasoned asparagus tips are delicious.
It's also the escape character on several platforms which probably explains the double slashes.

What are you looking forward to in the near future?
Edit: Or what are you dreading?

They love to play in the mud!


Image description: two panel image macro. Top text: "my hands look like this" [picture of dirty hands]. Bottom text: "so hers can look like this ♥️" [picture of dog playing in mud]

I'm finally writing a dad joke about herbs.
It's about thyme.

Found in a public park mounted to a tree in the woods



What's the latest image in your download folder?
(that you're willing to share)

Was lucky enough to find this growing in my backyard



At some point it's got to be easier to get it over with and just do the damn dishes.



Surume-Ika, grilled squid with ginger sauce


I knew all these pictures of food would come in handy one day.

Private tracker invite community?
Do we have a place somewhere to post/request invites for private torrent trackers?

This may take a while...


483749 minutes by my math, or just under a year.
(the gory part is that the source drive is only 256GB with 10% used)

Can't submit a form on a website with the enter key



What did the writer say when he glued himself to his book?
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

I’m writing a musical about puns.
It’s a play on words.

I’m finally writing a dad joke about spices.
It’s about thyme.

Getting .net runtime 404 errors trying to install Jellyfin Server


Linux noob still learning the basics with a simple question. Got Plex and *arr suite up and running great but Jellyfin Server refuses to install. Looks like a broken link. How do I use an alternate repo or other install source? Screenshot is the end of the output from running yay -S jellyfin-server and yes I'm on my phone because I'm too high to get up right now.

My brain when I attempt any task with more than two steps


Error message: the system does not have enough working memory.
Minimalist and Linux noob, but also a masochist so I installed Arch.



Transcoding performance on Intel NUC
I'm taking down my big Supermicro server to save energy and moving Plex/Jellyfin/*arr to a spare 10th gen Intel NUC with SSDs. Performance is fine for DirectPlay media to my SHIELD and mobile devices, but the onboard GPU power is limited and struggles to even transcode some 1080p media -- let alone 4K. Does anyone have experience using eGPUs in a Thunderbolt chassis with a NUC and can you share what worked or didn't work for you in terms of hardware and configuration?
Edit: this is an i7-10710U with NVMe storage and 32GB of RAM, running Windows 10 with all the latest drivers directly from Intel.
Edit 2.0: (a year later, which nobody will ever read) I switched to Linux and all my issues disappeared. Really.