Boat rule

Unsinkable II got me.

Fucking cirrhosis of the river has me rolling lmao

So what are y'all naming your boats if you had one?

Mine would be "Gonna Need a Bigger Boat."

Unsinkable 2 made me cry from laughter

Are dads naming the pho restaurants and hair salons, too?

No bass to mouth?

There’s a boat in my mom’s neighborhood with the name Current Situation, I appreciate it.

I'd never named a boat before. But there was only one I could think of, the most beautiful name in the wide world.

867-5309

I was always a fan of "The Sea-Ward" from Arrested Development

I always liked that time in the Flintstones where Fred and Barney jointly bought and named a boat.

(Sorry for the shitty camera-pointed-at-screen video; it's the only one I could find.)

Has there ever been a warship called Worship? Seems inevitable.

Am I the only one reading these in Bob Belcher's voice?

Cirrhosis of the river is pretty good