„Fuck you Ashley!“ and „rot in hell!“ work as opposing wrestling chants

I believe that’s a good sign?

I'm by no means an expert but I’ve learned a bit over the years. Start with easy stuff like basic Italian pasta dishes and maybe learn to make a good, basic tomato sauce or how a pesto works. I feel Italian cuisine is a good start because a) it’s awesome and b) it’s mostly focused on using a few ingredients to maximum effect. So if you make a mistake it’s not that bad. Maybe learn a decent curry, too. All you really need is coconut milk, some kind of fruit like mango/peach/anything sweet really, some chicken (or lentils/chickpeas for meatless curry) and rice. Of course there’s more to it, like the right spices - but you can start with spice mixtures. If you’ve got a thing for pattern recognition and start to branch out you’ll realize very quickly that cooking isn’t really that hard to learn, it’s just hard to master. Oh and I’d recommend you check out overnight oats. A few spoons of oats, a little jam, a few crushed nuts and seeds and top it off with milk/oatmilk/cream/water and put in the fridge over night. Does wonders for your gut.

Hope to have helped

Me, too

You know, I’ve been chatting online with babes all day

Good thing we shuffled the teams around. That would be one short world war this time.

I am one with the forest.

They grow up so fast

No

I love it. The moonlight, the serenity. The whole atmosphere seems too relaxed for the time period. Yet I’m sure I’m watching with modern eyes.

Broccoli's gone overboard? Damn shame

It insists upon itself.

Oh lord

But before they’re solved they’ll create even more chaos and bullshit.

Sleep is where the multiverses meet, man.

Reddit was awesome back in the day. So many interesting slices of life.

Alright, let’s hang out in the woods.

I like it

That’s a game I’d like to play

No