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With over 2,648,948 urinals around the world the time is ripe for a new transformative business model using blockchain and realtime scores automatically posted on social media. We hope to go full on Idiocracy and get Youtube and Reddit to partner on realtime posting of all videos. Can't miss. Get in on the first initial capital raise of 300 billion, which will allow you to access the NFT's and URUCOIN(tm) We promise no rug pulls this time. Act NOW!

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The original was posted on /r/mildlyinteresting by /u/cndvsn on 2024-08-16 13:31:24+00:00.

Create a backwards Lemmy that only has below 0 rated posts, and companies pay to be excluded from the site.

Bonus: use mark to market accounting like the great Enron.

I feel like this works on multiple fronts.

1. It gives off big tough guy targeted shirt energy that's bound to give them a rush beyond what a white Monster can offer and will surely impress the waitress at Chili's.

Example of the targeted shirts I'm talking about:

2. It hits people with the anger than immediately follows up with the confusion. "Shouldn't the mom be riding them?" "Is this implying my mom is into pegging?"
3. Harley Davidson is the Supreme of middle aged dads and they'll buy whatever has their logo.

Maybe there could be a whole line of bee theft protection gear. Imagine a subwoofer that plays a low buzzing sound or fake hives for the passenger seat.

An AI-powered wearable system tracks the 3D movement of smart pills in the gut

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/33835948

New business plan-break into the museum, steal the T-rex, add colored lights and Trumps voice using AI, and make doom predictions with it until the ransom is paid. cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16184904

Based on the size of the tibia, experts estimate the dino was 13 to 15 years old when it died and likely weighed around 3,500 pounds (1,587.57 kilograms)—about two-thirds of the size of a full-grown adult.

Ultimately, a Black Hawk helicopter airlifted the plaster-clad mass to a waiting truck to drive it to the Denver museum.

Lyson said more than 100 individual T. rex fossils have been unearthed, but many are fragmentary. It is unclear yet how complete this fossil is. So far, they know they have found a leg, hip, pelvis, a couple of tailbones and a good chunk of the skull.

The public will get to watch crews chip away the rock, which the museum estimates will take about a year.

I believe this is our best option.

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A juror was dismissed Monday after reporting that a woman dropped a bag of $120,000 in cash at her home and offered her more money if she would vote to acquit seven people charged with stealing more than $40 million from a program meant to feed children during the pandemic.

“This is completely beyond the pale,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Joseph Thompson said in court on Monday. “This is outrageous behavior. This is stuff that happens in mob movies.”

These seven are the first of 70 defendants expected to go to trial in a conspiracy that cost taxpayers $250 million. Eighteen others have pleaded guilty, and authorities said they recovered about $50 million in one of the nation’s largest pandemic-related fraud cases. Prosecutors say just a fraction of the money went to feed low-income kids, while the rest was spent on luxury cars, jewelry, travel and property.

During the trial that began

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BrainBridge, a neuroscience and biomedical engineering startup from the US, has claimed that they are developing the world's first head transplant system. According to their website, it is "a groundbreaking device that will represent a landmark achievement in the fields of neuroscience, human engineering, and artificial intelligence."

A video showing how BrainBridge will be doing the head transplant with the help of robots was shared on social media, and it has gone viral. The animated video shows two surgical robots operating on two bodies at the same time. From one body, they remove the head and places it on the other body. The animation further shows how the robots would work on the body if this technology becomes a reality.

As per BrainBridge, this system is a "revolutionary concept for head transplant system, employing cutting-edge robotics and artificial intelligence to ensure successful head and face transp

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The original was posted on /r/funny by /u/theunfortunatename on 2024-05-25 23:35:12+00:00.

Make and AI for tech bros that automatically replaces crypto with AI in all their their powerpoints. Use the AI in your own powerpoint to blitzcale and take over the market. Then make the AI powerpoint itself to raise money, thus outsmarting the competition.

Bog Scissors: Long handled scissors to be kept in the bog to be used for cutting extra long poops so they'll actually flush.

Crypto bro AI advisors for AI service but its paywalled.

1mil annual fee Exclusive access website but theres only one password

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Someone should make a variant of Khan Academy with the same content (which is under Creative Commons) but no non-libre software, call it 4khan, and list the "4 essential khans" (you khan run the program as you wish for any purpose, etc.) on the homepage