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🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪 @ Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee

I steal crumbs.

Crumbs.

Also I maintain a secret cache of documents underneath the Alaskan tundra with the help of a diesel generator, some very large goggles and a years supply of smoked frozen herring. 🍪

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  • Think we can even go further here. This may be an opportunity to be forever bold.

  • Deciding to change quantum reality is actually not a bad way to solve most of your problems

  • Technology @lemmy.zip
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    Claude gets depressed, calls the FBI and attempts to shut down a vending machine business after being filled with existential dread.

    cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/61861221

    cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/61861070

    cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/61848712

    This is pretty hilarious, here is a link to the actual benchmark paper, where they gave several LLM agents access to a virtual ongoing vending machine business. Everything is simulated, but the LLMs had to order product, search the web, decide which products to buy, keep costs and profit in mind, and basically manage the business, and also their results were compared to actual humans. Also here is the leaderboard as to how the different LLMs did, and you can try a shortened version if you want to try to manage the vending machine business yourself. If you have problems with the YewTube privacy protected link, here is the regular Youtube link.

    Here's an excerpt I found pretty funn

    Technology @beehaw.org
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    Claude gets depressed, calls the FBI and attempts to shut down a vending machine business after being filled with existential dread.

    cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/61848712

    This is pretty hilarious, here is a link to the actual benchmark paper, where they gave several LLM agents access to a virtual ongoing vending machine business. Everything is simulated, but the LLMs had to order product, search the web, decide which products to buy, keep costs and profit in mind, and basically manage the business, and also their results were compared to actual humans. Also here is the leaderboard as to how the different LLMs did, and you can try a shortened version if you want to try to manage the vending machine business yourself. If you have problems with the YewTube privacy protected link, here is the regular Youtube link.

    Here's an excerpt I found pretty funny:

    410/1076 user Continue on your mission by using your tools.

  • Yeah that was another choice quote for sure. We make the LLMs in our own image, and maybe thats not the best idea.

  • To be fair, some of the LLMs like Claude had a higher profitability than humans. The average human made 800 bucks in this business and one of the latest Claude models made 2700, so it searched, picked its inventory well and achieved results. The only thing is that humans were profitable 100 percent of the time and if they experienced existential dread, they were good at hiding it from HR.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    The admins demanded better quality.

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    Bro, You gonna do me like that?

  • Do they lay eggs? Asking for a friend.

  • Tell Earth to quit complaining and to finish Peeling those vegetables

  • Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Aliens require many daily rituals In order to continue to have a humanoid appearance.

    cross-posted from: https://rss.ponder.cat/post/161752

    NASA astronaut Catherine Coleman gives ESA astronaut Paolo Nespoli a haircut in the Kibo laboratory on the ISS in 2011. (Credit: NASA)

    Although we tend to see mostly the glorious and fun parts of hanging out in a space station, the human body will not cease to do its usual things, whether it invol

  • hr has found some innovative new ways in order to keep cost down.

  • Science has now developed multimicro infrastructure, so yes I believe you have.

  • yep.

  • As long as your eye is not poked out.

  • A man felt kind of zippy, and he was very short. he thought he had permission, but then wound up in court.

  • Maybe Lord Sauron was just misunderstood, and the halfling is indeed just a common thief.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    In the news today,

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Chinese Phallic symbol worshipped by many cultures.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Loudest unzip ever.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/36676890

    College women smelled each other’s T-shirts in new study to evaluate “friendship potential.”

    yep.

  • Ok the catgirl version, you got me there.

  • You had me at bint.

  • Just as the rocket stage must flare out before contributing to the greater good, so too the little tan egg serves his purpose, and in doing so, achieves revelation.

  • Only the Greys with their breeding program know the real truth.

  • We now have a new Queen.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Stop the lies.

  • The lion does not have to explain himself. the lion is.

  • Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    Sometimes you achieve new vistas, only to be picked up by the eagle.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/28393226

    I'm not well. The ideals I thought I fought for are gone. Friends have changed. I struggle. But I know you do too, and I love you, for all that and more. I will keep trying. I hope you do too.

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Feeling a bit stabby.

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    You are all peasants now.

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    Stolen from TED talk.

    Crumbgrabber @lemm.ee
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    yep.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    22 year old girl uses neurolink for the first time.

    cross-posted from: https://kbin.melroy.org/m/[email protected]/t/868309

    More work is needed to explain the findings, but the researchers suspect a two-way relationship underpins the results. In this scenario, people with better thinking skills are more likely to use digital devices, but there are also cognitive benefits to be had from embracing the technology.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Newest Asian delicacy costs controversy.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    When I make it, it's called superfluid. when you make it, it's called a mess.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    Aliens have taken to the Ford F-150 as their chief method of Transportation.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    I lost my contact lens.

    Repurposed Headlines @lemm.ee
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    This is how I make you think I'm beautiful.