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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why was the soccer field always wet?
Because the players kept dribbling on it!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?
He had no body to go with him!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Because they might crack up!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why are elevator jokes so classic and good?
Because they work on so many levels!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why did the bird get a ticket?
Because it was caught tweeting on its phone!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why did the chicken go to the gym?
To work on its pecks!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why don’t calculators make good friends?
Because they’re always calculating and never stop to listen!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com How did the barber win the race?
He knew all the short cuts!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why did the chef quit?
He couldn't make enough dough!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn't less than or greater than anyone else!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?
Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why did the clock get kicked out of the library?
Because it tocked too much!
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Funny @hilariouschaos.com white_fox34 @hilariouschaos.com Why do people say "break a leg" before a performance?
Because every play has a cast!