JJ Spaun won his first major title at the US Open, but he endured a nightmare start to the final round at Oakmont.



Spices are a great investment! Small independent Asian stores often have amazing ones which last way longer that supermarket ones. I don't have any shops like that near me so I buy on amazon and have found great ones there

Tbf I doubt it was new in politics

This is me from now till September



Sad but true

Yep exactly. If he says something I assume the opposite is true. I'm not saying this for comedy value, I genuinely do

What is that?

That's really kind of you. Can I have a hug?

Oh dear, people will probably believe them

Shitposts are great! What type do you do?

That looks great! What colours are you making it in?

I just went on a heroic mission to the local shop and bought cat food! Best I can do today

Haha thanks dad

You're welcome 😊

Bingo. Plus if it drags on, he can attempt to stay in power because there's a war.

Haha I love Britney!!

It's my new mantra!

They really are, they work like a magician convincing everyone that up is down and black is white. It's so subtle and effective

DAE styles veer between bubblegum girly and dark witch?
It's something I do a lot. You never know if I'll be wearing hot pink or Victorian funeral parlour. I could listening to bland pop or shouting along to goth stuff.

The whole world feels dangerous right now...

I graduated 20 years ago and degrees weren't worth much in the job market then. I dread to think what it's like now

Haha! Dirty and true I love it

JJ Spaun won US open after making emergency 3am trip for medicine for his daughter

You're investing time in your happiness and it's worth it



You really are!

How are you all doing with the cost of living crisis?

How are you celebrating the kings birthday on Saturday?
HRH Charles's birthday is Saturday! How many pages will the Daily Fail dedicate to it?