
I always do this too, and for this exact reason

Google translate didn't help...


He should really explore a Deadpool/Green Lantern team-up movie

I love Keanu and all, but I'm not sure if that's enough to actually spend time watching a movie about Weezer...

Isn't that a catfish?

I initially was really excited about this, until I realized it was talking about frozen water

Sounds like the game will never be on my computer

I hate that you managed to make me make a dad joke, by circling a single word. Take your updoot

I'm curious about this felony...

Closest match I could find: https://www.webstaurantstore.com/acopa-phoenix-8-1-4-18-0-stainless-steel-forged-dinner-fork-pack/267810005.html

Just like the entire rest of the car

These were actually leftovers from a taco themed pizza I had made. This picture was a memory from a Wednesday past 😂

To be fair, there seems to be a single sandwich cut in half, and a second, much smaller sandwich made from the smaller end pieces from a round loaf. But, what do I know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I suspect that they have avoided adding that functionality because it essentially would put an end to the threat of biters

Did an Andorian write this!?

The yellow is substantially hotter than the green. In my opinion, the yellow tastes way better too

The hockers??

Yeah, blooming spices is a really great technique. It definitely adds a new level of complexity, and a great way to arrest the volatility of those amazing aroma compounds

Honestly, I think I exhaled it somewhere... It got lost in the smog

Hey now! I've been losing weight!

Black Bean and Cheese Tostadas


Jalapeno lime refried black beans with mozzarella, onion, cilantro, avocado crema, and hot sauce
This is the hot sauce. And, yes, that's Dexter Holland from The Offspring on the label.

Taco Saturday!


I used up the rest of the ingredients from my chimichanga, so these are made with honey chipotle chicken thighs, avocado lime crema, and quick-pickled onions and serranos (made with apple cider vinegar)

My first time making a chimichanga


The filling is honey chipotle marinaded chicken thighs with reaper-jack cheese. Topped with cilantro, onion, and a homemade avocado lime crema

I have to say goodbye to my best friend tomorrow


I'm a wreck... Fuck cancer

I just saw this in the new LTT video


I love that men with colorful nail polish is becoming so much more normalized.

I think I may have a problem...


Mushroom, bell pepper, and onions.

Happy National Pizza Day!


Asada Street Taco Pizza

My first attempt at beef Wellington


Sorry about the double post, Jerboa fucked up. I tried deleting the other post, and I guess that hasn't federated.

I made Margherita pizza!


I used premade dough from Sprouts -this was the first and last time using store bought dough - tomato sauce - made with with sauteed garlic, olive oil salt, basil, oregano, and chili flakes - heirloom tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, ricotta, fresh basil. I finished it with fresh basil, olive oil, and fresh grated aged parmesan. Finally I brushed melted butter on the crust and sprinkled smokey garlic salt on the butter.
This was cooked on a pizza steel at 550 degrees for about 6-8 minutes, with the last minute or so under the broiler.


