Dude. Be better...
For safety in numbers, or talk therapy?
First date: "Hi. My name is Johanna". He just inverts his face slowly while holding eye contact.
Ok. But why SHOULD they?
Answer: They shouldn't. They shouldn't do this. It's unsettling.
How do you convert that? I want to see what's going on at 🍆.com
I'm assuming that if you know that, you probably also know what she does for a living now... And I also want to know that. Programmer? Porn? Paralegal? I can't even take a guess that feels right.
Ya. It's a joke, and that's how jokes work. In this essay, I will explain, examine, and critique every known form of Homo sapiens humor.
In the beginning...
For the LULZ obviously.
Queen
No. For the same reason that they didn't demolish Auschwitz. We must learn from our follies, lest we repeat them.
Come over to Marblecake and I'll explain.
Long or short wut?
Ya. I think I tuned out about the time they started allowing emojis in domain names.
You mean the cancer therapy?.... Why?
What about that little green guy there? What's he getting up to?
Historians in 200 years: "... The two were considered close acquaintances, and were frequently seen in public together. Despite their age difference, their deaths occurred within 6 months of each other. It is curious, considering their prolific personalities, that neither ever took a wife, or had any children...."
He looks like you just called him some kind of dog version of a racial slur.
To each their own. Personally, I'm like Beowulf, I specifically ONLY fight naked.

How did the Nazi salute originally become a thing?
I started wondering about this for no particular reason I can think of. Who's idea was it? Was it supposed to be symbolic of something? Did they just start passing out pamphlets at rallies titled: "Forget everything you THINK you know about public greetings!"?

Switch game recommendations
Looking for game recommendations for my 4 year old who just got a Switch for Christmas. He's having a good time with Donut County, and likes running around the town in Stardew Valley, but looking for something else. Doesn't have to be super kids-y, but easy, chill, no lose condition or time limits. Thoughts?

what is the most "above your station" thing you have ever experienced?
My wife and I make okay money in a middle class area, but, due to a combination of good luck, and contrived to circumstances, we recently got to watch a college football game in the stadium's super executive corporate sponsor level suite. It was awesome. Open bar, amazing catered food, and people networking all around me who are clearly in the c-suite of their respective companies. I had a list of crazy things I was going to say if someone asked me what I did, but it never came up.

Do lesbians have a concept of Top and Bottom?
It's been a long ol time since I've known any lesbians well enough to ask such things, but I followed my brain down a weird line of inquiry, and got to wondering about the current state of the art for the gay gals. I guess I had always assumed it was similar to the dynamics of a gay guy relationship, but then I realized that since men have both an input and an output, they can choose, but it's mechanically a bit different for cis women. Is there any relationship between that, and the slightly more masculine versus feminine flavors? Asking for a friend, who is me. I want to know. Thanks.

virt-install vTPM issue
Sorry to be a bother, but I'm hitting a wall here, and my google-fu is not strong enough apparently. I'm trying to reinstall a Home Assistant VM on my server, (It's been a while, and I have no idea how I did it originally).
Running:
virt-install --name haos --description "Home Assistant OS" --os-variant=generic --ram=16384 --vcpus=4 --disk /home/chris/haos_ova-12.4.qcow2,bus=scsi --controller type=scsi,model=virtio-scsi --import --graphics none --boot uefi
Returns:
`WARNING KVM acceleration not available, using 'qemu' WARNING Using --osinfo generic, VM performance may suffer. Specify an accurate OS for optimal results.
Starting install... ERROR internal error: Could not run '/usr/bin/swtpm_setup'. exitstatus: 1; Check error log '/home/chris/.cache/libvirt/qemu/log/haos-swtpm.log' for details. Domain installation does not appear to have been successful. If it was, you can restart your domain by running: virsh --connect qemu:///session start haos otherwise, please restart you