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  • I actually do have one that I partly edited and beat into a more coherent shape. The dream itself was nastier than the story, what with being the doctor and feeling the creeping dread of it all. It was also missing the conversation bits.

    Anyway, I call it spreading the disease

    "Doctor, report."

    "Captain, there's nothing I can do. We're all going to die, it's just a matter of how fast the staph mutates."

    "Fuck."

    "Yes sir, I agree."

    I walked away from his cabin, still clad in my isolation suit. It would buy me enough time to possibly give mercy gas to the crew. Then it would be my job to hit the erase button.

    That is the worst part of the job. Knowing that I might have to not only kill everyone aboard, but be the one to burn alive at the end, if the mercy meds didn't work fast enough. Sure, on paper the blend of drugs pumped through the suit's air would work in seconds, but there are always variances in exactly how many.

    When we took to the stars, humanity was free. But so were all the myriad microorganisms that we live with, the ones inside and out. There's no way to get rid of them all, and it wouldn't be a good idea anyway; the balance of them is part of what keeps us functional. You don't want to be in a tin can in the vacuum of space with your gut biome eradicated.

    No, we had left our once salubrious blue-green orb with no idea what might happen regarding those microbes. When the first mutations happened and killed entire crews, it was a bit of a mystery. At first, it would cost more than a single crew, because communication ceasing after a report of an illness rapidly killing the crew would cause Control to send an investigative crew.

    That crew would go aboard in full gear, only to discover that the mutations had already led to germs able to chew through them. It was almost always the ship's doctor that would still be identifiable, their suit dissolved before the infection could get to them. When there was anything left at all, anyway.

    But, then the investigating crew would have already been coated in the voracious mutations, their suits compromised the second they stepped aboard.

    A few lasted long enough to reach a planet. That's how Newterra was lost.

    Which is why every ship's doctor is now implanted with the button. A few attempts were made to use a command code to initiate, until a crewman decided to sabotage it in fear, demanding the doctor find a cure.

    Now, the button is inside us. If we die, it triggers, and the ship's engine will go boom. Makes crews very protective of their doctors, and lead to intensive psychological screening for every doctor willing to risk death between the stars after a couple snapped under the stress of carrying the button.

    Normally, the doctor will have time to initiate the sequence code via a series of blinks. Sometimes, the eyes are destroyed too soon, and the button triggers after death. From first blink to boom, you have about thirty seconds to slap the suit's mercy bolus before the anti-matter erases anything and everything.

    The worst part is the dice roll of it. You never know when the mutations will occur, only that they will, if the mission is long enough. The shortest time it has been recorded as starting is ten days, the longest a year. Not great odds.

    So we try hard to keep ahead of things. Daily tracking of shifts in the biome, via swabs and samples. Sometimes, you can find an outbreak of the Hungry as it's starting and either delay the end, or very rarely, stop it until the staph mutates again. You find it soon enough, and maybe it hasn't spread beyond the origin point. You can wipe the area, including any crew, and maybe get all of that wave. You get lucky like that, and you can initiate a round of antibiotics and a full sanitization of the ship.

    You get lucky like that, and if you're lucky enough to be close to a rely Fleet Control station, there's a possibility of the chemical regime to fully kill your entire flora, and if you get that lucky, the difficulties involved are pleasant compared to the Hungry. But the chances of being close enough to a station for that are literally astronomical.


    The Hungry is inevitable. In zero gravity, even with the best shielding possible, there are stray bits of radiation bouncing around. You get enough of them hitting, and the bacteria we carry mutate. They're always mutating anyway, but it gets accelerated. It is staph that eventually becomes Hungry, eating anything and everything, shifting into thousands of variations that will attack anything except some metals. I'm fairly sure that it would eventually find a way to eat those. But it tends to go after organic compounds very early in the process, so nobody has lasted long enough to see it happen.

    Oh, we tried to find ways to avoid it. But it only takes a single damn bacteria shifting for the process to start. Even nanobots failed; we couldn't adjust them fast enough to keep up.


    I got back to sick bay, looking around the isolation units to see everyone had died while I was talking to the captain. Only ensign Torres was recognizable. His face was quickly being eaten, the line of it moving visibly across him.

    I walked to the command console and entered the codes to initiate the mercy gas for the crew, and began my inspection patrol with the backup injections for anyone the gas didn't work fully on. Sometimes, you get weird drug resistances and crew will still be alive. There's rumours of a few people that not only didn't die, but the sedatives and euphorics weren't entirely effective, so they died awake, if not exactly fully aware.

    Fifteen minutes later, I had verified everyone was gone, no need for injections. I went into an isolation unit, sealed it, and unzipped long enough to have one of my carefully hidden cigars that the captain pretended not to know I had. Then I zipped up and started blinking.

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  • Well, thing is that most of them are not only deeply personal, but unedited. I get them out in a rush while I'm still kinda reeling, then rarely go back to them. So they're a mess, and all but a handful are on paper because that's faster when a dream is already fading.

    I dunno, I'll take a look through and see what I have that's somewhat sharable.

  • I'm not seeing a downside

  • Legit, I saw one break once with a patient just leaning on it with one hand to reach a cabinet above the toilet.

    It wasn't really catastrophic, but if a 200lb dude leaning against one with only part of their weight can crack the ceramic, there's no way standing on one is at all acceptable.

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  • Fuck, I've written poems and short stories based on nightmares. None I'd ever let anyone else read because holy fuckballs do I have some fucked up nightmares, but still

  • Did I stutter?

    Nobody but jackasses use the term.

  • Pretty much, nobody using the term turbolib unironically is ever going to be on the good side of any issue.

    And that proves true in this case as well. No power tripping here

  • 'Salright, we know you did it in gimp

  • Those are the biggest stones on the planet (next to the ones dangling between my legs).

    Or that's a tiny knife. Like the one hanging between my legs.

    Instructions unclear: dick is shredding my undies because the tip is now a chisel

  • Alas, that c/ is low traffic.

  • It's way easier than people make it out to be, unless you're chasing very specific things. Like, if you want to literally split a hair in two, expect to spend time refining your techniques.

    Otherwise? You're rubbing metal on a rock. You can sharpen a knife on a brick and get a damn sharp edge on it in five to ten minutes, no bullshit, no hyperbole.

    There's two things that matter: burrs and removing burrs.

    What's a burr?

    When you rub a knife against a rock long enough, the very tippy edge is going to roll over a tiny bit. That's a burr.

    Once you get one all along the edge, flip that sucker and do it on the other side until a new burr forms. Boom! First thing done.

    Now you have to remove that burr and finish up the edge. Use real gentle pressure and alternate sides on the same stone you just used. Lift the back of the knife a teeny bit higher than when you were grinding it before.

    Do this maybe five times each side, then check the edge. Most types of steel, you should be able to make a clean slice in a piece of paper. If it can't, give it a few more passes and try again.

    If you raised a burr in the first place, you'll get rid of it fairly quick, so if you've hit maybe twenty passes trying to remove it, chances are you didn't raise a burr, you just thought you did. No biggie, they can be hard to see or feel sometimes. Particularly with really hard steels. Might have to go back and try again.

    However, there's a nice little trick to help. Get a sharpie and mark that edge. When you're grinding, if you've got an angle close to what's already there, you'll remove the ink and know youre on track. If there's a band of ink left at the edge, you're too shallow. Ink left towards the back, too deep.

    Truth is, for a useable edge, it doesn't matter what the angle actually is, only that it's fairly consistent along any straight sections. Yeah, the more acute the angle, the better it's going to work for some tasks, but a morr obtuse one has benefits too. So don't worry about nailing some arbitrary angle. That's for later, once it becomes a hobby as much as a tool maintenance task.

    Legit, while you can get fiddly with sharpening and fine tune a given knife to be better at specific tasks, that's optional. You can take a crappy knife, run it over a crappy stone and cut things. That's what matters; that it works. And the learning curve to get to where it works isn't huge.

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    !like that knife!<

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  • I've got something long and hard for stars.

    It's a telescope.

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    Where

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  • True, I was just kinda hoping maybe graphene had found a way around that, that I hadn't heard about yet.

    Rcs kinda sucks, but it would be nice to have it as an option. And messages isn't an option for me, sooooo lol

  • Yeah, but you still have to use messages, right?

  • It's a social more, nothing more ;)

    In other words, it doesn't matter what you swear by, it's the open swearing that matters in terms of legality. See, the oath is what makes perjury prosecution "acceptable". When a witness is sworn in, the process isn't so much about them actually promising to tell the truth as it is a warning to them that truth is expected and will be enforced.

    Yeah, historically, there's more to it than that, but it boils down to everyone involved knowing that truth is expected, and lying comes with consequences (well, if you get caught at it, and can't avoid those consequences in some way. The system ain't perfect at its best, and is rarely at its best).

    Swearing on a bible is just tradition based on centuries of christians and christianity being in power. You can opt to "affirm" instead, giving an non religious oath that is just a binding.

    But, in any real terms, an oath isn't necessary to begin with. When the system/state/government/people have the power to punish you for lying, they don't even really have to notify you that lying will come with consequences. Doing so is a nicety that at least prevents anyone from being able to say they didn't know they couldn't lie. Not that trying it in the absence of an oath would be worth spit, but it saves time.

    But having an expectation of truth under duress is a cultural thing. And it can be a form of duress. You can be compelled to appear and give testimony, with consequences got refusing. In other situations, being under duress can be a defense against a charge, though the standard for what degree of threat serves to meet that criteria is pretty steep. But it's an understood thing that you aren't supposed to lie during legal proceedings. It doesn't have to be that way, but it certainly does make it easier to have a degree of conformity to the truth among people that might otherwise lie.

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