


I am one of the top researchers in the emerging field of pissandshitology

My friend what do you think Haiti was like in the 16th century?

I don't like the window on my computer case because it makes me face the fact that I've let a fuck ton of dust build up inside. I don't want to see it inside the moving parts too. NEXT!

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Nice!!!

STIMULANTS I need STIMULANTS in my blood I can't FUCNTION WITHOUT MY FUCKING STIMULANTS YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

What came before capitalism was even uglier, yet reflects our nature as a species just the same.
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Are you from UAE or another country?
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Damn, I don't think my wife would be happy if I asked for that arrangement but good for you man. I'm attracted to her always but sometimes I want some schmeat on the side, y'know? Anyway, are you mostly going for guys around your age or is it more the younger crowd? I know a lot of 20s guys are super into older dudes.

Yeah that's nice but if I let my moobs free I still get hated on, when's the oppression gonna end??

The original Ecco became depressed from years of gamer neglect and chose to swim to the bottom of the pool and not come up. Will his son get the attention he needs or will he join his father in the depths?

You guys would have a very bad time in the 1500s let's be real

Do yourself a favor and drink water instead. Your teeth and testicles will thank you

No infections she's always been this way. Born2stink

Oh that's fucked up then, rip

I always throught fediverse was a god awful name. Like it sounds like a website for FBI agents. "You guys see that thread on the fediverse?" Who came up with this name? It sucks!

Wow what a brave resistances to le evil drumpf, thank you Mr presidents!!! Sounds of deep throating ex presidential weiners

Can't wait to catch giga measles from some disgusting slop hog of a parent, who caught it from their disgusting mole rat of a kid, who caught it at the disgusting cess pit of a school. I'm going to cut my head off on the razor wire fence

Isn't that standard process when booking inmates

No. I will not. What a rude proposition

That's nice can we get some protection for anything here on earth? Don't give a fuck about some moon shit there's no one there. Call me when they find dudes living on the moon, then I'll fuckin care

CONSPIRACY THEORY: Elon musk pays for bots/people to spam rage bait about him online because he loves attention and playing the villain
No matter where you go on the internet in 2024/2025, there's post after post after fucking post about Elon Musk. Always about him saying or doing something incredibly stupid or comically evil. There are even entire communities dedicated to it like "enough musk spam" which is ironic because I see more musk spam from them than anywhere else.
For a while I thought this was organic. It made sense afterall, the richest person alive is a giant dipshit who inserts himself into things he's got no business with, that's bound to get people talking. But lately I've realized that this guy craves one thing above all else, even money. ATTENTION! He fucking loves attention. He spent a small nation's GDP to buy Twitter and force millions of people to read his shit. He's always making a spectacle of himself and now he's been getting involved in the incoming US administration too.
In the past, he loved playing the hero, the babyface tony stark who smoked weed and watched rick n morty and built rocke