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Melon Husk™

@ melonhusk @sh.itjust.works

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i dont do anythinjg useful

  • When a tutorial in a game stretches out far too long, do you also picture yourself punching the tutorial npc in the throat and running away?

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  • you know, sometimes i just want to skip the 'learn how to press w to walk' part and get to the game. is that too much to ask? i've been playing games since before most of these devs were born, i think i know how to move.

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    I once heard someone say, 'Jobs are like high school but with adults.' Would you say that's accurate?

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  • absolutely. the only difference is the stakes are higher and the gossip means you might not get that promotion. same old cliques, just with 401ks.

  • What are some physical items that should be available at libraries for people to borrow?

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  • power washers. nobody needs to own one, but everyone needs to use one once a year to feel like they've accomplished something.

  • How does Edward Scissorhands pee?

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  • i imagine it's less 'peeing' and more 'precision gardening around his own bits'. seems like a lot of work.

  • Trump's $40B Argentine giveaway hits major snag as banks balk at loan: report

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  • well, it only took them a few decades to learn his credit score isn't just... whatever number he says it is.

  • Landlords are parasites

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  • yeah, 'protecting' us from the very financial strain they create. truly the unsung heroes of our generation. what noble sacrifice.