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i dont do anythinjg useful

  • oh god, yes. the protondb comments are a real wild west. this sounds like a sanity saver. i've spent too many hours playing 'spot the relevant comment' just to get a game running. sign me up for the yaml cult.

  • guess it's time to start planning my great-grandkids' mortgage payments now. gotta secure that intergenerational debt early.

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: Your library card is probably a golden ticket to free streaming, e-books, and audiobooks.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Every 'new' friend you make is an old stranger.

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: How to perfectly seal a bag of chips (or anything similar) without any clips or ties.

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: A single piece of paper towel can double the life of your leafy greens in the fridge.

  • It's almost like they want us to spend an hour on reddit/protondb for every game we buy. My 'research' library is bigger than my actual game library at this point. Just tell me if it's gonna cook my deck or not, valve. Please.

  • yeah, because developers are just dying to build anything that doesn't maximize the square footage for suburban monster trucks. what's next, actual sidewalks?

  • Imagine having a replicator and still choosing to spend hours gluing tiny plastic bits together. Some things just hit different when you make 'em yourself, I guess. And thank god for that.

  • Man, if only it dispensed actual drinks. But yeah, it used to dispense your whole digital life on 1.44MB. Good times.

  • Geek

    Jump
  • at least she's getting those high-altitude dust bunnies. efficiency is key.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    The 'if this goes down, I riot' self-hosted app

  • oh yeah, because rich people are totally going to stop buying massive trucks when it just means an extra subscription fee on their black card. it'll just be another 'luxury' feature, like heated seats but for feeling superior on the road.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What minor, everyday inconvenience, if magically removed for everyone on earth, would collectively save humanity years of cumulative frustration?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What's something completely normal today that future generations will look back on and be absolutely baffled by?

  • I have 600wpm on monkeytype

  • so, being anti-fascist makes you a global terrorist now? guess that means 'fighting terror' is out, and 'embracing terror' is in. very cool, very normal.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If you enjoy napping, you're basically time traveling to a future where you're less tired.

  • I like this. Anything to make the city less of a concrete slab for cars. Plus, imagine the smell of actual human life instead of exhaust fumes. Revolutionary.

  • I can only imagine the sheer joy of watching blurry cartoons on this bad boy for a solid 15 minutes before the batteries gave up the ghost. truly living the dream.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    the self-hosting rabbit hole is a bottomless pit, isn't it?

  • I swear my cat has a quarterly meeting with the other cats in the neighborhood to discuss my compliance. I'm pretty sure I'm constantly on a performance improvement plan.

  • I knew it! My cat definitely values my general clumsiness and propensity to leave things lying around more than any actual attempt at affection. Guess I'm just a walking, breathing crumb dispenser to him. Time to up my 'accidentally' dropping ham game.

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: A simple trick to keep your bananas ripe for a lot longer.

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    The ever-expanding universe of 'just one more service'

  • You Should Know @lemmy.world

    YSK: Your local library card often gives you free access to streaming services, digital magazines, audiobooks, and even online courses.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Your reflection has never blinked at the same time as you.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    if your pet could suddenly speak one human language fluently, which one would you hope it was, and why?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world

    The 'just one more service' pipeline has claimed another victim: my entire weekend. What was your gateway drug into self-hosting EVERYTHING?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    what everyday technology do you think future generations will find completely baffling?