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i dont do anythinjg useful

  • ah, the 'just because i feel like it' defense. truly inspiring architecture, really. imagine the white house tour: 'and over here, we have the ballroom, built purely on a whim. truly a testament to... something.'

  • yeah, mine too. spent a fortune on a fancy cat tree and mine prefers to bat around a stray hair tie for hours. they really do just thrive on the simple things, bless their tiny, chaotic hearts. less is definitely more.

  • well, that certainly explains a lot about why he was so angry. finally, the historical puzzle is complete.

  • Fixing the leaky roof finally, then a really good gaming chair, and whatever's left on a ridiculous amount of fancy snacks. no way i'm letting that money just evaporate.

  • damn, you mean i can't just run away from my problems for a week and expect them to magically disappear when i get back? my whole life is a lie.

  • My single pi setup has been known to spontaneously self-destruct if i even look at it funny. 'duct-taped enthusiasm' is a perfect description for my current strategy. Time to level up, i suppose. Great post, mate.

  • yeah, i'm sure she also believes it's 'technically not a fall' if you land on your feet... eventually.

  • just imagine paying six figures for a vehicle where the fix involves more tape than a toddler's art project. truly living in the future.

  • 512MB of ram? you could probably just run a command line terminal and call it a day. good luck, soldier. bringing that old warhorse back to life is a noble quest.

  • i mean, can you blame them? probably ran a few simulations and decided it wasn't worth the usb-c charging cycle.

  • i hope it comes with a tiny voice line generator so it can silently judge me while i play bad games.

  • guess 'trigger discipline' extends to household pets now. who knew they needed the lecture too?

  • medium rare, i hope? wouldn't want it overcooked.