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  • Vance killing the Pope in order to get a chance at fucking the Pope-mobile is my new favorite head cannon.

  • Schulz says he voted for President Donald Trump and believes in the goals of his tariff plan, to bring manufacturing back to the U.S. and expand exporter access to foreign markets.

    “In the long run I think it will be a good thing," He said.

    Dude's face has been eaten and he's still supporting the leopards.

  • Speculation is now mounting as to whether Vance might face manslaughter charges if lawyers can prove that sucking all hope from a room is technically a crime.

    Lmao this has my rolling

  • The president also has unchecked pardon power. He's already shown he's willing to use it to pardon people who tried to overthrow the government for him.

  • Damn, you know you fucked up when we have to start breaking up mooches and trusses into smaller units.

  • Throat GOAT Nancy Reagan was a hot blond bimbo?

  • This just made me think... people always complain about missing out on a future that promised them flying cars. Turns out that we have flying cars now. We just call them "helicopters" and it turns out they're hard as fuck to operate.

  • and wave back

    Lol my wife and I were joking about that a couple days ago. Reminded us of this old commercial.

    https://youtu.be/F_Bny5xqLRQ

  • Despite the click-bait headline, that was actually an interesting and well written article.

  • What are your opinions on e-bikes? My wife and I bought them last summer to get more exercise, and I've been shocked to see a backlash against them from cyclers (e.g. there's another comment above saying anything with a motor isn't a bike).

    In my mind, having an e-bike is no different than getting something like a carbon fiber frame. If it makes your biking experience more enjoyable, then great.

  • The report says that 153 people died in custody after being arrested under Bukele’s year-long crusade against gangs, including 47 this year, according to the new investigation.

  • Would be hilarious if Hollywood moved away from chess to show someone being smart and instead showed them yelling at teammates in League of Legends.

  • Edited for clarity:

    Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases / hand jobs.

  • Right, that's what I'm saying. Presenting the data that way makes no sense. Show two mutually exclusive groups so we can see the differences. They're showing A vs A+B. Just give us A vs B.

  • It bugs me that this is labeled "All Americans" and "Republicans". Should be "Republicans" and "everyone else that's not a moron".

  • ChatGTP

    lol how in the hell did they let that through?

  • At this point, you should respond and ask for sworn testimony from the person who wrote the ticket.

  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    MAGA clown sees her retirement disappearing (more in comments)

    Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Trumpette is officially unemployed. Update from post 2 weeks ago

    Update from: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34685956

    Unfortunately for our entertainment, her Facebook profile has been entirely purged of her MAGA history.

    Transcript:

    I'm officially unemployed. Today I was RIF'd from the government. It's such a surreal and humbling moment; one that I knew was coming but secretly thought and wished would never happen. I started working for SBA in 2010 during my senior year of college. I came in as an emergency hire and was placed on the student career experience program. I worked in accounts payable for 14 years before moving to contracting in October. I worked remotely since 2017 when I was placed on a reasonable accommodation after shattering my kneecap while walking into work. I worked countless hours from different hospitals I was inpatient in from 2017-2023. I relied on work to get me through many difficult times in my life while I was alone in the hospital or angry at the universe. It kept me mentally sane for many years and gave me a purpose i

    The Onion @midwest.social
    jballs @sh.itjust.works
    Political Memes @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Who are you?

    Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Update from yesterday's Trumper who lost her job

    Update from this post yesterday: https://sh.itjust.works/post/34622756

    Trumper has since scrubbed her Facebook page of all things political, including pictures of her husband in a MAGA hat. She is now claiming to never have made political posts.

    Transcript:

    I'm posting this not to start a debate over politics but just for a generalized statement so please do not come at me or try to start a debate. I do not nor have I ever talked politics for the sheer reason that everyone has an opinion and is absolutely entitled to that opinion; that's why we vote and I am not about to go at it with someone because our beliefs arent the same. I have recently had too many people flooding my text messages or DMs forcing their opinion. I even had one friend end our friendship because I politely stated I do not talk politics and I was not going that rabbit hole with her.

    The fact of the matter is like it or not the president is who it is. I have worked for the federal government for 15 years and it i

    Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Trumper loses their government job, asks for sympathy

    I can honestly say I have thoroughly enjoyed my time as a federal worker.

    Right now I'm working on my resume. I'm open to work, preferably in finance as I have my accounting degree. If you know of anyone hiring please let me know.

    As I have mentioned before, please do not post your political beliefs as I am not interested in debates or opinions. During this time, please remember that government employees are workers at risk of losing their job. It's scary as most of us have dedicated our careers to government and government operations is all that most of us know and now will be forced to look outside for other options and start over. No matter which side everyone is one, no one wants to lose their job so please be mindful of this. Remember that government employees are humans too and it is a very scary time for most of us and our families.

    politics @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    In response to a court order, the Federal Aviation Administration has reinstated 132 employees it had fired in February...

    Late Stage Capitalism @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Photo of Trump's talking points he used to sell Teslas on the White House lawn

    The Onion @midwest.social
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    politics @lemmy.world
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    Republican state attorneys pressure Costco to drop diversity policies

    Nineteen Republican attorneys general have called on Costco Wholesale to abandon its diversity, equity, and inclusion policies, citing concerns about about discrimination and legal risks

    This comes after 98% of the U.S. retailer's shareholders last week voted against a proposal requesting a report on the risks tied to its diversity and inclusion initiatives, pushing back against the growing scrutiny such policies face.

    cats @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Mitten is no longer with us, but she was the best void

    cats @sh.itjust.works
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Mitten is no longer with us, but she was the best void

    Political Memes @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    I guess I misunderstood...

    politics @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Trump says he will nominate Matt Gaetz to be his attorney general

    NFL @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Brutal end to the game

    politics @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works
    Sync for Lemmy @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Links not showing as read with latest version of Lemmy

    Cross posting this from https://sh.itjust.works/post/25548740

    There's an issue with posts not showing as read on newer instances of Lemmy.

    sh.itjust.works Main Community @sh.itjust.works
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Anyone else having trouble with links not showing as read?

    I've been using Sync for Lemmy for a year or so, but very recently (within the last day or so) links have stopped showing as read when I click on them and then go back. I tested this with a lemmy.world account and don't have the same problem.

    I saw a post saying sh.itjust.works was updating to Lemmy v19.5 a few days ago. I'm wondering if maybe it caused a problem or if it's just me having this issue.

    Thanks

    NFL @lemmy.world
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Denver is leading Seattle 13-9 at half. One team has scored a touchdown...

    ...and it isn't Denver. Has that ever happened before?

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml
    jballs @sh.itjust.works

    Is there a term similar to "shrinkflation" when food is made cheaper instead of smaller?