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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]

@ deforestgump @hexbear.net

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  • Ow my liberal balls

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  • Iran claims it has bombed Netanyahu’s office

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  • Iran (so far away)

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  • Slop recognize the value of slop.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Why Mamdani’s ‘Rental Ripoff’ hearings are a sad farce

    archive.ph /nLkVt

  • How would you redesign dating apps?

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Where you going lil homie?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Sorry ma'am, your son got pwned by a 1337 sniper

  • Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was ‘longtime fan’ of his show

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  • I would say that the party would never let a podcast like that sniff their candidate. Then again, they let George Santos win without doing any oppo-research.

  • Platner sat for lengthy interview with antisemitic conspiracy theorist, said he was ‘longtime fan’ of his show

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  • Hey, you get what you pay for!

  • He has declared himself the new leader

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  • Juwan al-Ghuaido

    Why do I hear this in Hank Hill's voice?

  • So you see, that's where the trouble began. That suit. That damned tan suit.

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  • Honestly, it was because he was black Ronald Reagan. And conservatives could not have that.

  • memes @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Hurts, donut?

  • technology @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Generation Lost

    danielgarrick.substack.com /p/generation-lost
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    So you see, that's where the trouble began. That suit. That damned tan suit.

  • British planes ‘in the sky’ in Middle East to defend allies after US strikes on Iran

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  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Meanwhile in North Korea

  • It's a bad day to be on social media

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  • electoralism @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    War Pigs

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    The Generals Said No but Trump Was Bored of Peace

    archive.ph /2Soki

  • Official unofficial official "Death To America" thread

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  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Bari, why don't you go live in Israel?

  • What the air defense doing?

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  • Fuck yeah

  • inshallah

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  • I feel like I'm just gonna end up writing the new NEW Testament

  • THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

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  • I heard Lindsay Graham requested to be strapped naked to a long range rocket and fired into Tehran.

  • inshallah

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  • Damn- I thought we were about to concoct some really dark fan fic

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    I'd proudly STAND UP next to you!

  • inshallah

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  • Across the heartland, the transformation was total. The "Spear-in-Side" tattoos became the ultimate badge of the faithful. In suburban megachurches, the communion wine was replaced with a proprietary energy drink branded 'The Blood of the Bold', and the bread was stamped with the seal of the Department of Homeland Security.

    Meanwhile, the "Farm Equipment"—the rusted plows and harvesters that had once been AR-15s—became the center of a new, darker ritual. Since the soil was now choked by the radioactive ash of the low-yield exchanges in the Middle East, the equipment was useless for farming. Instead, the "Discarded Tools of the Weak" were melted down to create a massive, 50-foot statue of Trump holding a gilded Bible, erected on the spot where Jesus had been executed.

  • What the air defense doing?

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  • Context?

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    inshallah

  • Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves

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  • Thanks!

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    So does Iran have that Angel Food Cake Uranium or what?

  • Science @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves

    www.newscientist.com /article/2348568-genetically-modified-tobacco-plant-produces-cocaine-in-its-leaves/

  • More Americans sympathize with the Palestinians than the Israelis, according to a Gallup poll

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  • badposting @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Fuck you, don't look at me!

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Old man yells at cloud...

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Trump doordashes McDonald's to the White House for Team USA

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Report: Khamenei living in underground bunker, officials blindfolded before meetings

    www.ynetnews.com /article/sjb1p3h00wl