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deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them]

@ deforestgump @hexbear.net

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  • What the air defense doing?

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  • Fuck yeah

  • inshallah

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  • I feel like I'm just gonna end up writing the new NEW Testament

  • THE TIME HAS COME AND SO HAVE I

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  • I heard Lindsay Graham requested to be strapped naked to a long range rocket and fired into Tehran.

  • inshallah

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  • Damn- I thought we were about to concoct some really dark fan fic

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    I'd proudly STAND UP next to you!

  • inshallah

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  • Across the heartland, the transformation was total. The "Spear-in-Side" tattoos became the ultimate badge of the faithful. In suburban megachurches, the communion wine was replaced with a proprietary energy drink branded 'The Blood of the Bold', and the bread was stamped with the seal of the Department of Homeland Security.

    Meanwhile, the "Farm Equipment"—the rusted plows and harvesters that had once been AR-15s—became the center of a new, darker ritual. Since the soil was now choked by the radioactive ash of the low-yield exchanges in the Middle East, the equipment was useless for farming. Instead, the "Discarded Tools of the Weak" were melted down to create a massive, 50-foot statue of Trump holding a gilded Bible, erected on the spot where Jesus had been executed.

  • What the air defense doing?

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  • Context?

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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    inshallah

  • Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves

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  • Thanks!

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    So does Iran have that Angel Food Cake Uranium or what?

  • Science @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Genetically modified tobacco plant produces cocaine in its leaves

    www.newscientist.com /article/2348568-genetically-modified-tobacco-plant-produces-cocaine-in-its-leaves/

  • More Americans sympathize with the Palestinians than the Israelis, according to a Gallup poll

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  • Old man yells at cloud...

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  • Anthropseek

  • Fuck you, don't look at me!

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  • Sorry c/the_dunk_tank is still locked

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Fuck you, don't look at me!

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Old man yells at cloud...

  • Come get your incisive analysis from The Oaf

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  • mm-hm.

  • Marx failed to consider the rise of Marvel SuperHero slop.

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  • How many cancers has the USA cured under its current system?

  • Look whos subreddit is on a Ukrainian air defence turret!

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  • I hate everything

  • I am an AI artist from Israel and this is my art

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  • wtf

  • Sage of our era.

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  • Lauren Boebert leaked this photo of Hillary Clinton at the closed-door Epstein hearing

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  • Mutually Assured Pedophile Destruction

  • NSFW

    Freakenomics but Everytime I'm freaky I get 1 dollar 😜

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  • Some say they were a 'Superfreak'!

  • Redditors when you eat a centuries old cultural delicacy instead of chicken tendies for every meal

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  • Every slave food becomes a delicacy at five star restaurants.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Trump doordashes McDonald's to the White House for Team USA

  • [CW NERD ALERT] I have no choice but to abandon my principled leftist position of hatred of the genocidal racist imperialist project known as Israel and support it.

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  • Look sweetie- me assuming that these children WANT to eat, would be harming their potential for future earnings.

  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Report: Khamenei living in underground bunker, officials blindfolded before meetings

    www.ynetnews.com /article/sjb1p3h00wl
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Revealed: The contents of Epstein’s secret storage locker

    archive.ph /ILHw9
  • electoralism @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    :football-Lucy:

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Benjamin "Mud Butt" Franklin

  • technology @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    LLM game training for war

    llmskirmish.com
  • Slop. @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Shameless Trump ad appears on Fox flogging gaudy $100k 18-karat gold watches

    www.themirror.com /news/us-news/shameless-trump-ad-appears-fox-1701769
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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    👏 LET 👏 THEM 👏 FIGHT

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    SOTU Address would be much more entertaining if it was like a WWE heel monologue with the audience occasionally breaking into "BULL-SHIT, BULL-SHIT"

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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    State of the Goonion

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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    How Fast Will A.I. Agents Rip Through the Economy?

    archive.ph /YKLw3
  • news @hexbear.net
    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump

    www.npr.org /2026/02/24/nx-s1-5723968/epstein-files-trump-accusation-maxwell
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    deforestgump [he/him, comrade/them] @hexbear.net

    The Looming Taiwan Chip Disaster That Silicon Valley Has Long Ignored

    archive.ph /4sOoH