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I wonder if this will be more available in my lifetime.
Prescriptions are expensive.
But the gorilla?
On Lemmy?
because we trusted that our core values (freedom, equality, justice)
Are those really American's core values? It sure hasn't appeared that way from the outside, and that's not a new thing.
What a ride
Just give $25.
Edit: you know that would incentivize them to obstruct voting more right?
People are gonna hate this
Around here? I wouldn't be so sure.
How can you be sure?
I don't know. It is widely attributed to the him however.
To quote Stephen Colbert.
Because that's the eye-catching part of it? The ridiculous quote is why we're here.
Have you considered other possibilities? Have you shared this with anyone irl?
Nothing says "not interested" like continuing to reply
How long have you felt this?
Lemmy Lemon 🍋?
What's that animation from?
Do you announce every time you take a shit too?
A craving for attention
Right, but it has to hurt his pride and sense of worth even just a little bit, no? Please, I need this.
Canada election: Liberals will form next government, CBC News projects
CTV News also made the same call.
Majority or minority gov tbd
Mark Carney and his wife Diana Fox Carney take in the results in Ottawa. (Sean Kilpatrick/The Canadian Press)
theonion.com 2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids
THOUSAND OAKS, CA—Oblivious to the unforgiving judgments being passed on him every single day, local 2-year-old Caleb Gibson is completely unaware that he is the sole basis for six couples’ decisions not to have kids, sources said Friday. According to reports, the toddler has thus far failed to reco...
Tsymbaly Traditional Slavic Folk Music in Pirogovo Museum, Kyiv, Ukraine
Top 5 Green Day Slurs (cw: slurs, obviously)
theonion.com FDA Issues Passive-Aggressive Reminder That Serving Tongs There For A Reason
SILVER SPRING, MD—Emphasizing that these guidelines had already been issued to the public plenty of times, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration released a passive-aggressive safety alert Thursday reminding Americans that the serving tongs were there for a reason. “We just thought we’d let everybody...
Vertical - An Immersive Theatrical Experience | RLM
This is audio we recorded a long time ago during a Spitballs recording session that we never ended up using for anything, but it seemed appropriate to post now in a world of Chicken Jockey memes and M3GAN screenings that encourage the audience to play on their phones in the theater.
Does anyone want to (help) mod (and/or take over)?
As much as we all need a positive space I'm not sure I'm up to moderating it to that standard in these times.
theonion.com ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time
WASHINGTON—Defending the law enforcement agency from criticism about detaining thousands of people who had been living or seeking asylum in the U.S., Immigration and Customs Enforcement officials argued Tuesday that migrants in their camps are free to die at any time. “It’s been our position from th...
Canada election 2025: Federal leaders English-language debate - CBC News
Starts in 5 minutes
Debate begins as of this edit.
theonion.com JD Vance Rushes To Put Wife’s Head Back On After Fumbling Second Lady
WASHINGTON—Completely mortified while watching the body part detach, Vice President JD Vance reportedly rushed Thursday to put his wife’s head back on after fumbling the second lady. “No, no, no, no!” cried out the 40-year-old vice president, who watched in shock and horror as Usha Vance’s head slip...
Can you beat Minecraft with Dementia? - Can you beat Minecraft with Dementia?
www.thebeaverton.com US campaign entices Canada tourists: “Come visit America and also maybe El Salvador!”
OTTAWA - Following months of declining Canadian travel to the USA, Americans have launched a tourism campaign inviting Canadians to visit locations like New York, Austin, and possibly even take an all-expenses paid bonus visit to a notorious El Salvadorian mega-prison.
theonion.com Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man
WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. resident Kilmar Abrego Garcia back to America. “How can I return an innocent man to the United States when ...
