I got "harry potter and the rash on the way home"
I think they probably see us as stupid gods
Omg that's such a good description for it, I used to get them all the time. Thought I was the only one...
Get some screenshots in the readme!
How was it supposed to work? Was it supposed to scan received dick pics of anything gross because people do have eyes they could use...
I'm really hoping that's in Fahrenheit
One of my favourites to think about is "How are you?". Taken literally that question makes no sense. "How are you?" "Well one day my parents had sex and I sort of grew from there...."
The first image is some Instagram photos and the second image is a different person bouldering
What's Simon doing in a cat cafe?
I used to have a ginger cat called Seamus!
It's our first kid as well. Shitting bricks but I'm almost certainly less worried than her so I think my role is to basically support her as much as possible. Thanks for the advice!
Ex wife and ex Ian
My wife is preggers so I've got all this to look forward to .
This brass band cover of Radiohead - Motion Picture Soundtrack https://youtu.be/ZeI0PXj7LIw?si=BlnYr_o8IfJ9FKy9
My cat is ginger so he gets "ginger shit" a lot of the time
Fatboy Slim - Praise You
🎶I'm going to praise you like a shoe🎶
Is it actually possible to do that with your feet?
Looks like a 50/50 mix of golum and yoda
Maybe she wanted you to dress her?
How are they going to stop someone bypassing it by just holding up a photo of someone older? Like cameras can't tell the difference between 2d and 3d.

Why did the baker have smelly hands?
Because he kneaded a poo.