No, I've done nothing!

I'm lost! Where is the bathroom?

No hablo ingles.

I'm coming to help.

Where can I find you my friend?

Oh no, they see me...

Problem is, if they could feel shame they wouldn't be asshole grifters.

Now Dennis, I've heard that speed has something to do with it.

Both things could be true.

Unfortunately, the 'firing' is usually a golden handshake and jumping straight into heading another company to run that into the ground too. After multiple rounds of layoffs of course.

Hopefully the toilet!

I'm not sure fucking it would have been any better.

Absolutely, and I think jumping on people for making honest mistakes doesn't help anyone, as with most things it's the intention that's key. In this particular case though, I don't think there was too much ambiguity, and she/her seems to me like the safer bet.

My understanding, and I'm by no means an expert, is that they/them would be used for an unknown gender, or for someone that has chosen those as their preferred pronouns. But in this case, the article and discussion is about a woman, so I think she/her would be the preferred choice.

I dunno, still seems like misgendering someone, just with a different reason for doing so.

The article uses she/her pronouns, which seems a reasonable choice. Any particular reason you've gone with they/them?

If I had to hazard a guess, I reckon they'll have done more than one story on this.

Probably somewhere near the canary islands.

As Yahtzee has suggested, people aren't nostalgic for old games, but for how they felt playing old games. Much harder to capture that, and beautiful pixel art alone isn't enough.

Same, but it does mean 'around' or 'approximately', so would still work in this context.

Circa?

The only way they could attempt this would be to violate the constitution.

I don't think they're gonna be too worried by that.

Those are probably the security concerns.

"Anonymously" at an "auction" was the intended implication, I believe. Where in actuality someone is just paid a lot of money in a manner that is harder to trace, and has an air of plausible deniability.