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Umechan [he/him]

@ Umechan @hexbear.net

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  • Islamophobia is getting so much weirder than I ever expected

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  • "Comin' ova ere takin' are ormones and genduh affirmin' surguhry!"

  • [CW: LGBTphobia] What are some of the wildest takes about LGBT you've heard from cishets?

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  • I absolutely hated tap water and drank nothing but cola as a child. The forced feminizers really need to learn more about children.

  • [CW: LGBTphobia] What are some of the wildest takes about LGBT you've heard from cishets?

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  • It was. In old English man meant human, and wer (now the basis for the word werewolf) was the name for an adult male.

  • [CW: LGBTphobia] What are some of the wildest takes about LGBT you've heard from cishets?

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    • "If you've had surgery why do you still disclose? You're not trans any more right?"

    I would pay good money to see this person argue with the UK legal system, who recently declared a trans women as a sex offender because she didn't tell one of her sexual partners she was trans.

  • [CW: LGBTphobia] What are some of the wildest takes about LGBT you've heard from cishets?

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  • There should be no gay bars because they are a "special right", and straight people don't "need everyone in the room to have the same sexuality as themselves".

    The thing that made this take even more ridiculous is that I heard it from a westerner living in Japan. She talked about how she didn't feel the need to take her Japanese boyfriend to "exclusively heterosexual spaces". The fact that non-heterosexuals are under pressure to keep their sexuality private and thus find it much harder to find partners at work or outside queer spaces had never crossed her mind.

    I have my own criticisms about gay bars (especially in Japan) and how they can be incredibly insular and often have very toxic gender norms, but her take was so dumb.

  • What did Marx actually fail to consider?

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  • Owls only live 5-12 years. They're lying.

  • What did Marx actually fail to consider?

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  • My dad died 30 years ago.

  • What did Marx actually fail to consider?

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  • Are you aware imaginary friends don't count?

  • What did Marx actually fail to consider?

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  • Has anyone ever cared about them?

  • Israel but for Trans People

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  • Lies. Our rail replacement bus services are world class.

  • Israel but for Trans People

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  • If half the comments on Facebook are accurate, it's already theirs and believing in "biological sex" is now a crime punishable by hanging.

  • Israel but for Trans People

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  • Surely the LGBT+ will get Ibiza. As far as I'm aware it's basically ours already anyway. We just need to make it official.

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    Are neurodiverse people whores?

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  • To talk seriously for a moment, kissing had never done anything for me. It is always at the very best understimulating, and at the worst I would really not like the taste of the other guy's tongue, which makes it somewhat unpleasant.

    I do not have the neurotypical experience of remembering your first kiss fondly, because I've never found any of them to be special.

    My experience seems to be quite common among people with ADHD, and plenty of people with Autism also seem to not enjoy kissing, but more because they're likely to find it overstimulating.

  • Rip to avocado toast, 2011-2026 🪦

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  • Ooh, look at the fancy millennial and his coffin. Back in my day our corpses were left out for the vultures, and we never complained about it.

  • TBH now I wanna know...

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  • His identity has been redacted, but this guy is gonna fucking get it just as soon as I've figured out who he is.

  • calling in sick and telling my boss i've come down with a nasty case of the woke mind virus

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  • You've raised an important question. Would America rather face an epidemic of the woke mind virus than make paid sick leave mandatory.

  • They fucking took my legs 😔

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  • You sure you didn't eat them, fatty?

  • Scientific life pro-tip

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  • How is this helpful? I already knew Epstein was surrounded by PDF files.

  • Has anyone looked for Lou Bega in the Epstein files?

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  • More like "a little bit of redacted in my life". He's going to get locked up for his crimes.

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    Did I overreact by assuming US Immigration would treat me 1/10th as harshly as they treat people from developing countries?

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    Facts no longer matter

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    Type "Cis" on Your Phone Without Accidentally Typing "CIA" Challenge: Level Impossible

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    Still think he's a bottom?

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    It's truly impressive how London has managed to make pissing in the bushes look dignified and respectable.

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    I don't even know where to begin with this.

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    The more rights we give to women, the unhappier they become, and it's all because people keep conflating correlation with causation.

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    Anyone else think this Italian dance producer looks like a 19th century revolutionary?

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    You're telling me a toffee ejaculated this latte?

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
    Umechan [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Queer culture is going to museums and finding 40 year old pieces of art that could have been created this week

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Drink up, comrade. You wouldn't want anyone to think you're a lib now would you?

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    Being assigned the middle seat on a flight got me like

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Never seen a better artistic representation of England, a failed state that reeks of piss.

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    TIL female hyenas have penises and lead a floppy girlcock supremacist society

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    If the LGBTQIAs are not violent killers, explain this!

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    Just when I thought TERF Island couldn't get any worse, I get prescribed with trans male erasure.

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    Smug lib doesn't understand the concept of Pidgin English

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    Forget about men. Strong cocktails create good times.

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    Using the term "red flag" to describe potential danger in a social situation is a Mcarthiate smear designed to stigmitize workers' rights.