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Umechan [he/him]

@ Umechan @hexbear.net

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  • Scientific life pro-tip

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  • How is this helpful? I already knew Epstein was surrounded by PDF files.

  • Has anyone looked for Lou Bega in the Epstein files?

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  • More like "a little bit of redacted in my life". He's going to get locked up for his crimes.

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    gay son or thot daughter

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  • So sexist. Men can be thots too. They can be whatever they want.

  • “The Moon Is Beautiful, Isn’t It?”

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  • How is she still alive with no spacesuit? Did she train herself to hold her breath for an unusually long time through cunnilingus?

  • Least evil and racist "Christian nationalist"

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  • He probably thinks it only applies to women.

  • I swear all libs do is spam me

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  • Imagine all the lives that could have been saved if only someone had made a billboard with a sternly written message for Hitler.

  • WEEKLY BLOOMER THREAD: If you have some good vibes to share, share them here!

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  • The other day I learned that I will no longer have to travel to America for work. I will instead have to travel to a country that doesn't demand 5 year's of social media history and active email addresses, deport you if you don't hand over your electronic devices for inspection, or have armed forces that can shoot people without fear of being held accountable.

  • FEELS GREAT, fuck off

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  • You don't understand. The most powerless people among you who decided not to vote for genocide are the ones to blame for this. The Democrats were completely helpless. Not even Trump is entirely to blame. It's the voters that are at fault.

  • Hunter S Thompson on the United States

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  • Killer whores sounds way cooler than America deserves. I can't help but hear killer whores and think of a reimagined Jack the Ripper storyline where 19th century London prostitutes avenge their murdered friends, and then imagine a reactionary YouTuber screaming about how woke it is.

  • Mamdani is not my Mayor!! ✊ (because im not from NYC) cw: drew pavlou

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  • How far do I have to travel in order to get across the message that you are not my fiance?

  • Mamdani is not my Mayor!! ✊ (because im not from NYC) cw: drew pavlou

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  • I'm going to travel half way across the world so I can look you in the eyes and tell you you're not my roommate.

  • We need more Games About America Made By Americans. Like:

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  • Nothing American about wokeness. It should be AlloCisHet Male Attorney, but you're not allowed to say that anymore.

  • why do people do this?

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  • I'm sure I remember it being very different in the early 2000s. I recall buyers constantly saying changing your mind wasn't a valid reason for a cancellation, and many of them would revoke your bid if you didn't have positive feedback from at least 5 sellers.

  • Political Compass Test

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  • I posted an older version some time ago. I'm sure they edited it because all the comments were talking about how stupid it was. They still haven't realized that unions aren't centrist, at least not in the anglosphere. But instead of actually gaining an understanding of things, they chose to just remove stuff.

  • Owner Of Adult Store Stunned After Pentagon Demands She Stop Shipping Butt Plugs To Soldiers In Middle East

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  • Under capitalism, the government will take away your butt plug.

  • BEARKING NEWS: A secret book Marx wrote has been discovered

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  • That makes sense. The thesis and antithesis are clearly opposing sides of the gender spectrum.

  • You gotta pick a gender

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  • Can't believe Nintendo transed one of the Mario siblings. Wokeness has gone too far.

  • Gay is free?!

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  • But what about lube?

  • I'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN HERE FOR THREE HOURS

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  • Thank you for reminding me about how my pre-teen fandom helped establish one of the Democratic Party's most influential Zionist donors.

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    The left has well and truly lost it

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    Cocktails are one of my guilty (bourgeois decadent) pleasures. I wasn't expecting to see this during London Cocktail Week.

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    Charlie Kirk was practicing politics the right way

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    Lefties losing it!

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    The English have lived in Britain for 1500 years yet still haven't learned the local Celtic language

  • Main, home of the dope ass bear. @hexbear.net
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    Look at this dope ass trade unionist bear

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    You will remember Charlie Kirk for his shitty opinions; I will remember Charlie Kirk for his unusually itchy asshole.

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    Every last one of you will pay for the horrible things you've said about Charlie!

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    People are now staying in jobs out of necessity, while previously they were doing it purely for the lols.

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    "Baseless accusations, such as labeling individuals as bigots, fascists, or racist, without verifiable proof, tarnish reputations and endanger lives."

    www.change.org /p/enact-the-charlie-kirk-act-to-restore-media-accountability
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    "uSe ThE wHoLe QuOtE!" Proceeds to post a quote that's 50% made up

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    Be careful if you're living in the US

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    Happy International White Girls' Day to all who Celebrate

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    Enjoying a caffeinated treat is Hamas

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    Crowned heads, wealth and privilege may well tremble should ever the bees and orcas unite.

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    The existance of TERF Island implies the existance of TERF Peninsula and TERF Bay.

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    It's it just me, or does Joanne seem to be getting really good at thinking up names for her characters?

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    A new gender neutral toilet?

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c4gk98ng4e8o
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    What exactly is vegan foam?

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    So disappointing to see such blatant queer phobia during pride month