Take your pick, really. I can think of a couple of things just off the top of my head.
:) definitely wins out. Whenever I'm watching a streamer make a prediction that's amusingly close to the truth, the chat turns into a sea of coy :) comments.
Also, I feel like the crowd that would use :D have now moved onto emojis.
As a reminder, we are shedding all the time, so we shed while we eat our own skin. We get stuck in a never ending loop of shedding and eating skin.
Granted. We now shed our skins like snakes (instead of small flakes) all the time. As in, we are constantly peeling off a full layer of skin. Humans become fatigued as their bodies attempt to keep up with the constant loss of skin, and there is now more dead skin lying around than ever before.
I was introduced to one of my favourite game series by a lets play channel I don't watch anymore. I was introduced to that lets play channel because they played a game I haven't actually played myself. I was suggested that game by an ex partner. We first went out because I recognised an anime chartacter on her t-shirt. I haven't seen the anime the character was from, but one of my friends has.
The chain of fate is pretty stupid when you actually look at it. And now I'm sitting here, wondering how Ace Attorney is going to radically change my life.
And after he was shot by a cannon, he was Napoleon blown-apart.
hmmm
I am willing to believe there is MASSIVE overlap between cryptobros and lemmy's right-wing users.
It's not dada. It's too coherent to be dada, and it's too shit to be anything else.
In order for something to be an artistic choice, it has to be a choice. It has to have meaning and intent. AI did not choose to put a glass there, it calculated that there was probably a glass there based on shitty reasoning. AI does not have the creative capacity to make art. It can only make images, and those images are shit.
You've thoroughly proven you can't tell between slop and high art, so thank you for the compliment of my critique.
Surrealism is not nonsense. It has a purpose, even if that purpose is hard to tell. If you think Dali and AI slop is the same, you don't understand either.
AI is like a housefire. Nobody wants it. Nobody needs it. It's just a bad thing, and if someone sees it, they're more than justified in being upset and trying to get rid of it. Don't defend the fire, or you'll be the first to burn.
Nah, you've got it backwards. You don't pursue that level of money/power/privilege unless you lack humanity. These guys were always shit, but power made them more effective at being shit.
So is toast.
I'll stop saying it if it stops being true.
False. Porn is sexy, and I can't possibly be aroused by an image of a woman spreading her cheeks when her fingers are attached to her arse with a continuous piece of flesh, giving her skin the same topography as a teapot.
Funny. Every time someone points out how god awful AI is, someone else comes along to say "It's just a tool, and it's good if someone can use it properly." But nobody who uses it treats it like "just a tool." They think it's a workman they can claim the credit for, as if a hammer could replace the carpenter.
Plus, the only people good enough to fix the problems caused by this "tool" don't need to use it in the first place.
A FATAL Mistake
I have thought about this in embarrassing depth.
The first reason I can think of is when sex isn't an option. Maybe you're in a long distance relationship or something. It gives a good structure to what is essentially phone sex.
The second reason is as a form of foreplay. We already have sexy roleplay in the sheets to help set the mood, and now we're just using character sheets instead of bed sheets. Then your "what would you like to do" can be followed by a demonstration.
This is why I think sexy RPGs should be designed for couples.
A FATAL Mistake
There's another all-time-worst game called Racial Holy War, which is exactly what you'd assume from the title. And yes, it's incompetently made to the point where they didn't include mechanics for ATTACKING.
Looks good. Approve
Just a technicallity, but Sam Says almost entirely consists of docking points.
Every day, a man in Nazi Germany buys a newspaper
He picks it up, takes one look at the front page, sighs, and puts the paper back down.
He does this day after day, never looking at anything but the front page before putting it down. Eventually, the news vendor decides to ask "excuse me, why do you buy the newspaper every day, then just put it down?"
"Well, I only bought it to check the obituaries."
"But you only check the front page. They don't put obituaries on the front page."
"They will for the guy I'm looking for."
Why do police patrol in groups of three?
One of them knows how to read, one of them knows how to write, and one of them keeps an eye on those two intellectuals.
In a Soviet courthouse...
A man is sitting on a bench in the hallway, waiting to be called to give testimony, when a judge passes by. The judge is in a fit of chuckles, even wiping a tear from his eye.
"Comrade judge, is something funny?"
"Oh, I just heard the funniest joke. I keep playing it in my head and it keeps making me laugh."
"That good? Do you mind telling it to me?"
"I can't. I just gave someone 20 years for it."
Okay, so imagine, bear with me...
You've just been kidnapped by, bear with me, an intelligent animal who can read your social media posts and, bear with me, your only way to ask for help is by leaving subtle messages within your post, BEAR WITH ME.
"I refuse to say anything without my lawyer present"
"But you ARE a lawyer."
"Yeah, so where's my present?"
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
Alright, why don't you ever see elephants hiding in cherry trees?
Because they're very good at it.
A man sees a sign that reads "talking dog for sale, $5"
That's an offer that's hard to turn down, or at least to look into a little. And the sign is right by the house with the dog sat on the porch, so it's easy enough to check out.
"So, you can talk, huh?"
"Yep" says the dog.
The man is surprised and impressed. "How did you learn to talk?"
"Oh, I was part of a government program run by the CIA to create a new genus of super dog, genius level intellect and top quality skills. I was the only one of the litter who could talk, so they fast tracked me up to being an agent. They taught me how to use a gun with my mouth, how to drive with my paws, how to diffuse a bomb with my tail, and even how to parachute into hostile territory. Apparently, thanks to the genius genes, I learned even faster than the human agents, and I was sent to Russia as a spy within a month.
"I had an amazing time chatting up the local pooches, begging diplomats for treats, and feeding top secret info back to the states. My work even helped delay the war on Ukraine by
Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well?
They couldn't see that well.
A poor farmer finds a genie lamp
The genie appears before him and declares "I am a powerful genie! Due to budget cuts, I will only be granting one wish, but you can wish for anything you desire and I shall make it come true!"
The farmer wastes no time. "My neighbour, Peter, was once as poor as me. One day, he received a cow as a gift, and he began to sell the milk. Suddenly, he is earning twice as much. He could afford to fix the roof, he bought new clothes, and he even took a day off to have wild sex with his wife. That cow made his life so much better than it was before."
The genie nods. "I see. So, your wish is..."
"Kill his cow."
Why did the visually impaired man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What's the best pun name you've ever heard?
Real person, fictional character, or even just hypothetical: I wanna hear it!
A plane crashes in the middle east...
There are only two survivors, both of whom are Christian men. They start walking, hoping to find civilisation and a source of food and water. Each sand dune is hell, but they push themselves forward to climb over it. Days pass and their thirst aches their throats, but they keep walking. Finally, their journey pays off, and a village comes into view.
One of the men turns to the other and says "look, we're in a muslim country, and it's a desperate situation. I say we pretend to be muslim. They'll take better care of us for it."
The other man looks aghast. "What? No! I'm a Christian and proud! I have nothing to be afraid of."
As dawn breaks and their legs are about to drop, the men reach the village. A man spots the pair and approaches them, wearing a robe, an imama, and sporting a lengthy beard. "Who are you?"
"I'm Muhammed" says the first man, his real name Peter.
"I'm John" says the second man.
The muslim man takes John by the shoulder, pulling him into the village. "It must have
An investment banker is looking to hire a new secretary...
An investment banker is looking to hire a new secretary, and has narrowed down his options to three women. While most people in his position would want her to sit and look pretty, he wanted someone dependable. He wanted someone who could offer him good advice when he needed it, and might even reach a position like him in the future.
To this end, he offered each woman a test. He gave each one £10,000 and told them to invest it. After a month, they would return the money to him, and this would serve as an interview.
The first woman invested in hot new stocks, hoping one of them would pay off. Sadly, it proved to be too much of a risk. By the end of the month, she was only able to pay him back £2,000, having lost £8,000.
The second woman invested in stable businesses with gradual growth, getting a steady return per day. By the end of the month, she gave the banker £1000 more than she had been given to begin with.
The third woman invested and pulled her money like a machine, shorting c
According to an article I read, one in five people is Chinese
And there's five people in my family.
And I know I'm not Chinese.
So it's either my mum, or my dad, or my younger brother Charlie, or my older brother Huang.
Personally, I think it's Charlie.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?
Nothing, she just kinda choked a bit
Three guys take a ski holiday together
At the front desk, the three are informed that there is only one room left, and the room only has one bed. The guys are comfortable enough with each other that they decide to just share the bed between them.
The next morning, the guy on the left side of the bed wakes up and says to his friends "guys? This is kind of awkward, but I had a sex dream last night. A super hot girl was giving me a handjob on the slopes."
The guy on the right side of the bed then yells "No way! I had a dream that I was getting a handie in the hot tub!"
The guy in the middle just pouts. "It's no fair. You both got super fun, kinky dreams, and I just dreamt I was skiing."
A man buys a blind horse...
A man goes to a stable and asks to buy the fastest horse they have available. The stable manager nods his head and brings him a fine and impressive stallion.
When the man asks how much the horse costs, he is staggered by the answer. "That's... That's half the price of almost any other horse here! Why is it so cheap?"
"Well, you see, the horse is blind" responds the stable manager. "But he's the fastest horse I've ever witnessed, no doubt about that. You just need to give him good directions. And don't bother hitting him, either. Just say Jesus if you want him to go, and Satan if you want him to stop. Go for Jesus, stop for Satan." In retrospect, there was a lot of Christian iconography around the stable the man hadn't noticed.
The man then asks for a test ride, and the stable manager agrees, as he has the man's credit card on hand. The man then says "Jesus", and the horse immediately bolts at speeds the man is genuinely amazed by. The world roars past him and the wind billows in his
You are tasked with designing a dungeon that will make the GM running it hate you. How do you do it?
This is purely hypothetical, just for fun. In this scenario, you don't get to know who the GM is in advance, but they do have to run it as written. The players can leave whenever they like, but the GM has to stay until either all players leave or the players beat the dungeon.
How many Freudian psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and one to hold the penis mother ladder.