I would want the entire room sterilized before I check in.

And so would the people who use it after me.

I stopped reading when they used "insight" instead of "incite"

Considering Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast the same 2.5 stars as Temple of Doom I guess B is in the eye of the beholder

Johnny Mnemonic and Lawnmower Man are B movies?

If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

One of the things I like about Linux is the feeling of likely being eaten by a grue

Crackfox

These are also CIA-endorsed ways of fighting fascism

I wonder if humans raising an eyebrow is a vestige of this behavior

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

This is an opportunity to teach them about the command line, so they can use their powers for revenge.

80 cows? Ha! How about 8,000 cows!

Plus isn’t the normal first living experience after leaving home with a bunch of roommates? It’s not 1:1

Walking around your own house naked?

The Murphys St. Patrick’s concert this year had two guys in Luigi merch. One with a “Deny, Defend, Depose” shirt who got on stage and another in the pit with a Luigi hat.

This might be the thing that unites New York and Boston.

Temporarily.

That actually sounds totally normal for Americans. We are fucking awful.

No way a Senator would run under a Representative.

It was impressive, and not only because fuck Strom Thurmond, but I figured he’d get kind of a bump from it.

3.8

I can’t remember the German words for 8 and 9

Cory Booker talked all that time for nothing