It'll come for you too
'this year'
Sure, Elon. Lets get you back to bed.
Yooooooo she drinkin that marble soda
Or else what?
OR ELSE WHAT?!?
Welp it was a good run as a customer for 19 years
Meets JD Vance, dies of cringe. Many such cases!
Just throw it out
I still think EM's way with women is just great. If you're a complete loser who's never talked to women.
And of course Rogan will endlessly glaze him
Run by lords
This never happened. They would have given him a cup of black coffee and said " bro you're in France now"
I think he did it because the actual WordPress guy (Matt Mullenweg) is really litigious.
There's also the fact that a legal order could be seen as violating the First Amendment, and I make no illusion that the Administration will ignore it (like the rest of the Constitution) but barring a bribe, IBM or anyone impacted could at least go to the courts and get a slam dunk injunction for some period of time.
Ding dong, the leopard comes for thee.
And he also died from complications from polio. Not actual complications mind you, he was ensnared in harnesses he made to get around after having suffered from Polio. Made worse by his poor health having worked on TEL.
The reason was TEL stopped engine pinging.
600 pounds of marijuana stolen from Colorado State Patrol evidence trailer
The theft was discovered Friday morning when an evidence technician conducted a walkthrough of the Arapahoe County facility, but investigators believe it happened three days earlier.
I'd start by checking who ordered a bunch of doritos at the office.
I don't think this is fully accurate but I giggled in a work call, so have this rule
I would think the panels would pop off due to the glue first but whatever. Swasticar bad.
Oh no anyways rule
Sucks for his family. I hope his daughter recovers nonetheless, and he realizes his role in her suffering.
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Rule is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
The Army is grappling with a staggering attrition rate among newly enlisted troops, even as recent recruiting figures suggest the service is clawing its way out of a yearslong enlistment crisis.
Trump is losing able bodied soldiers.
During WW2, low education and food standards led to better school curriculums and free lunches for the war machine. Let's hope he's stupid enough to not do this.
The caucus called for a meeting with the mayor to talk about beefing up police presence and enforcing laws banning open drug use.
Hell yeah i'd be scared too if I knew the things I was doing were negatively harming people.
"This is a dril" rule
AT: A post by the user @dril on bluesky: "quick update: the man makig dog noises outside my apt ended up being just a dog. to all Gorgeous women who DMed me asking if im ok--thank you"
It can have a little rule as a treat
Alt text: a bunch of stupid texts from X about an image of an SNCF TGV Inoui train having been derailed by a bushel of hay on the tracks, but the train looks hungry and needs a snack
My philosorule as a cisgendered male
I also like boys and girls :3
Alt: Meatwad with a gun and the text: "Y'all better respect my trans homies before I change your pronouns to was/were"
Coffeezilla does a third part of his CS:GO gambling expose...where he squarely puts the blame on Valve
Valve refused to comment for the video.
THIS IS CAPITALISM RULEIFEST
I would not call a McDonalds meal succulent.
Alt: A 4chan gallery photo of the UHC CEO killer aka "the Adjuster," Luigi Mangione, getting arrested. He's not happy about it, and the text associated for the image reads "What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent McDonald's Meal? Get your hand off my penis!" This mirrors a similar incident commonly referred to as "Democracy Manifest" that occurred in Australia in 1991.
