Sadly no. She does not find that funny and don't want to deal with the repercussions of a farty... that being said, she likes baseball. I had to explain the hilarity of a pitcher, she liked, nameD Derek Holland AKA "The Dutch Oven"

My toddler and I came up with our own made-up gathering word, called a "Farty." It's like a party. Food, beverages, and gifts are not required, but you must gather people, that owe you a courtesy sniff, into a room to smell your rip.

When you're 3yo and you like ridiculous things, it's hilarious. Mom doesn't appreciate our genius.

According to the article,"Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about forthcoming strikes in Yemen on March 15 in a private Signal group chat that included his wife, brother and personal lawyer, according to four people with knowledge of the chat."

Any guesses if his wife hates him or if it was the lawyer knowing a crime was committed?

When I hear something along the lines of "there is no way someone can be that stupid." I think about 2 things.

1. How dumb the average person is and realize half the population is dumber than that.
2. The interview of a Yosemite Park Ranger discussing the difficulty of designing the perfect bear proof trash can. The ranger is quoted as saything,"there is a considerable intelligence overlap between the smartest bear and the dumbest human."

This kinda reminds me of the scene from It Follows where the protagonist is first intorducedced to the STD creature

Not to.mention, 15mins after the ghost accounts were created to steal the data. A Russian IP address was trying to log into the service using the newly created credentials. It was stopped only because the system doesn't allow logins outside of the USA.

For anyone that wants to see the location yourself, here is a link. When I was initially looking this up searching for CECOT sent me to Centro de Detetención Menor La Esperanza Ciudad Delgado. Even if you search Centro de Coninamiento del Terrorismo, the site doesn't come up.

Simpson's did it!

I recall one place I worked. There was a "ofd" older gentleman. I was in the restroom with him at a urinal. He went to the paper towel holder, grabbed about 5 pieces, folded them, and then proceeded to wipe the inside of the urinal out. After he finished, he put the paper towel into one of his back pockets and peed, I think. I didn't stay to watch him finish. I just exited the bathroom and didn't look back.

Im pretty sure this is the scene

Irony is dead

I live in TX and would like to disagree with your statement. The Lonestar on the flag is actually the review of the state, out of 50 stars, and not some sentiment of being strong enough to go it alone. People always forget that.

I wonder if he'll order his treasury department to use taxpayer money for the fine as seeing was a "presidential act" and then pardon the person who does it. This would be legal according to SCOTUS

Im not so sure it'd be that easy. The conservative media cesspool is closed loop. They will lie and blame the Dems for not making it break proof or some other BS and the sheep will eat it up.

We will need Dems to go onto the shows and blast the message day and night that it's broken bc GOP allowed I lt it be broken by an illegal imagrant.

And his own company that he definitely does not control or have an input on its day to day

I am sure Just-Us department will get right on that as soon as they prosecute all the "fraud" DOGE found

2 points

Never sent a FAX. Scanners were common place and only sent pic/pdfs by email when needed.

Never owned an encyclopedia.

Also, he is too cowardly to actually say this in Nuuk and has to say it at Pituffik Space Base 1000+ miles away, like the couch defiler he is.

As someone who lives in TX, I can confirm that the 1 star on the flag is the rating

Well... we know where the missing gold is now