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Codpiece

@ Codpiece @feddit.uk

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  • My kid got me a part time job for Christmas...

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  • What?!? You didn’t even get time to research which new bookshelves to get!

  • Oldest evidence of deliberate fire use found in England

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  • It’s almost as if they don’t give a flying fuck about you, or your opinions that your parents should have taught you to keep to yourself.

  • Excessive handicap spots at church

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  • Same for the lightning conductors on churches. Have some damn faith!

  • Salmon functionally extinct in Devon river due to weir, says charity

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  • Can’t they put a fish ladder in?

  • You have the power to look into the future, but can only see exact train arrival times. How do you make your first million?

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  • I have the power to look into the future, how difficult can it be?

  • You have the power to look into the future, but can only see exact train arrival times. How do you make your first million?

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  • I enter into a contract with the government to run a train service. I include a clause that grants me a multi million pound bonus if I run a reliable service.

  • A beaver licence...

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  • Literally beavers gone wild.

  • Man charged with theft after allegedly swallowing Fabergé pendant in jewellery store

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  • I hope the long arms ( x8) of the law soon crack the case.

  • Multithreading

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  • You didn’t read the documentation correctly. You’ve switched road side.

  • Clock but the PM quit and was replaced halfway through the project. Handover instructions: "Make the clock hands show the current time"

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  • Ok boomer. No one uses sundials anymore either. /s.

  • Is there any other means of surfing the world wide web without the internet and services of companies like cloudflare ?

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  • No, I don’t think it was a test drive. I think it was a human-made issue caused by poor change management and insufficient testing made worse by ever increasingly complicated systems, and overworked, underpaid IT departments.

  • Is there any other means of surfing the world wide web without the internet and services of companies like cloudflare ?

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  • Pretty sure money is just figures in computers these days anyway.

    Plus I haven’t used cash in over 20 years, and if it gets to the point where I need to due to the collapse of civilisation then I’ve got bigger problems than the internet not working. And money will probably be irrelevant.

  • Is there any other means of surfing the world wide web without the internet and services of companies like cloudflare ?

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  • Sure. Just send off a stamped, addressed envelope then wait for your hard copy to arrive in 4-6 weeks.

    VHS and floppy disc versions are also available in 2-4 weeks.

    /s.

  • Wait a minute... this doesn't sound like rock and/or roll

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  • It’s his best work so far.

  • Shout out to your local phone repair guy

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  • And also as money laundering fronts.

  • Who wants to be mine?

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  • Would I have to call you Sandy?

  • How was your week?

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  • I’d like to say it was the usual slightly chaotic start, but it was even worse than that!

    I’m sure it will all sort itself out over the next few weeks.

  • How was your week?

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  • First week in new job after eight months of unemployment. I’m relieved, but knackered!