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Codpiece

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  • Not all are so lucky

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  • Looks like an impressionist painting but someone’s added polar bears.

  • Check mate, atheists.

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  • It’s all part of the plan innit.

  • Check mate, atheists.

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  • And by bible you mean one of the many different versions from different denominations because none of them could agree what was correct. Or because the powers in charge at whatever period of time decided to create their own edited version to better control the population.

  • Humans rank between meerkats and beavers in monogamy 'league table,' but sheep are sluts.

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  • And he even said “Ewe complete me”.

    Ffs Rhys.

  • Chocolate and fruit do NOT go together

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  • I’ll take this a stage further and declare that fruit doesn’t go with anything.

  • We have loved you since the dawn of time

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  • Oh I dunno. That dog was 8400 years old when it was buried.

  • We sing of her glory

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  • Say, the country/countries you have citizenship in, decided to not want you anymore and threw you to some random "3rd world country", how do you survive?

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  • Find an official and see if I can get sent north to Canada.

  • Meanwhile, in SW Florida [OC]

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  • What’s with the weird archway over the front of the driveway? Is it getting married?

  • Something's not math-ing

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  • The farmers around here apparently make artisanal bread, pheasant pasties and Greek olives.

    What’s veg?

  • only in the US. Germany has stupid pebble lawns

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  • I assume they like the contrast between their skin and their white Audis.

  • only in the US. Germany has stupid pebble lawns

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  • In England, orange coloured people put down green plastic lawns.

  • 2 moose removed from Calgary suburb after kicking dog in backyard

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  • Being kicked in the backyard is going to really hurt.

  • TIL Benedict Cumberbatch is the third cousin, 16 times removed from King Richard III who he played in a British miniseries.

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  • I’ve a hunch I am too.

  • Boys to learn difference between porn and real life to tackle misogyny in England’s schools

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  • That should be the default position for everything, including education and law making.

  • ‘Invasive, deceptive, and unlawful’: Texas says your TV is tracking you illegally, and is suing to stop the dreaded Automatic Content Recognition

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  • Lol, lmao even.

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  • And the grocery shopping.

  • I've always thought THIS was unfair

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  • They don’t. They get the police to charge you instead.

    Easy mistake to make.

  • I've always thought THIS was unfair

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  • The maid might feel differently however.