Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Arguably, if you also count holes in your head, you should get to 7 even as a guy:
- 2 nostrils
- 2 ears
- mouth
- urethra
- anus
Did I forget any?
Actually, do ear plugs count as dildos too? I think you can buy them in boxes of 10 usually. That seems kinda much under this new law.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Se Fuhrer will make you all build Autobahn if we discover you are hiding something in here!
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Which episode is this from?
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Well, it may lead them to satan. As you know, only pure people go to heaven. So don't even think about sex. And if you do, then better whip yourself until you forget about it or you pass out.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Yeah but have you considered that vibrators are very likely causing school shootings?
Vibrator goes brrrrrrr
Gun goes brrrrrr
Do you see the pattern?
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Funny how they use the word "consent" here that is usually used by progressive people to advocate for safe sex. This is surely done on purpose. To make it sound like seeing dildos in the store is something close to sexual harassment.
Funnily enough, they frame it as sexual harassment against the adults. As in "now I have to explain my child about sex toys". And completely ignore the children's perspective. If there was any risk in seeing sex toys, the children would be much more prone to getting "damaged", as they are children. But since when do "conservatives" even care about the health and safety of children?
The parents should be very well able to deal with seeing sex toys. They are adults after all.
The children will not care about just seeing the sex toys. The biggest risk is that the parents scare them with a bad explanation, and then when they get older they will be scared of sex or think they need to do some things they don't want to.
Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.
Policemen Josh and Wade showing up to a party:
Josh: "Alright Wade, let's make sure there are not more than 6 erections in there."
Ist ja schön, dass die Leute am Wochenende ein Leben außerhalb feddits haben.
Ich dachte bei Meloni immer eher an Oberweite. Also solche Melonen. Wenn man so schon auf ihren Körper reduziert, dann schon richtig. Das müssen wir lindnern!
Make a fair payment model. No classic subscription. But pay per watched minute, and when you hit a certain amount of minutes, every additional minute is free.
Podcasts about relationships and sex?
What are your favourite relationship and sex podcasts, that are meant for non-teenagers?
So with less focus on hygiene, diseases and contraception, but more about how different adult people live their sexuality in their relationships. About what they like about their sex, what they don't like, how they get into the mood, how their sex changed over their lifetime and between different partners, and so on. Preferably with people from all genders, ages and sexual orientations.
Deutschsprachige Sexpodcasts
Was sind eure liebsten deutschsprachigen Beziehungs- und Sexpodcasts, die sich an nicht-Teenager richten?
Also thematisch weniger über, Hygiene, Krankheiten und Schwangerschaft, sondern eher über das Sexualleben von Menschen in verschiedenen Beziehungen, was ihnen an ihrem Sex gefällt, was ihnen weniger gefällt, wie sie sich in Stimmung bringen, wie sich der Sex mit verschiedenen Partner*innen im Laufe ihres Lebens unterschieden hat, und sowas. Gerne mit erwachsenen Leuten aus allen Altersklassen, Geschlechtern, sexuellen Orientierungen und so weiter.
Falls ihr englischsprachige Tips habt, gerne natürlich auch, aber deutsch wäre schön :)
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