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dont worry i'm not actually a redditor

worst change of mario kart world is there's no way to exclaim your using tilt controls

"we must make sure that all the same vulnerabilities that would allow someone to escape. As seen from the movie esxape from alcatraz, still exist, or no funding will be granted"


how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu?


feeling cute, might defecate through a sunroof later


more like chronic penis insufficiency



buddy all you had to do to not seem like a pedophile was add "and the queen of england"

what did trump start this epstein shit to distract from anyways? was it to distract from ICE protests? good job trump, now everyone who was mad at you is still mad at you and also you pissed off your entire base of conspiracy focused Qanon believers

the world would be so much better if climate change made the world colder instead

id probably ask if they have global communism by now in their home planet(s)
they would have to if they wanted to ever become a self sustaining space traveling race

I nominate myself as lib rogan

transitioning is what its like to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

is this inside a high school gym

at the end of the fascist run do you fight Disco Elysium's version of sans?


fight fire with fire. and by fire i mean

I dont think their heads are actually that flexible

"young stalin"
is that what Young Sheldon is based off of

"all I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, hirohito!"
-adolf hitler, kung fu aryan

seduce people

why dont the doctors without borders have any borders yet? can we give them vatican city or something

melt it down

what if the big bang happened on an October Seventh
then history would have began on October seventh. checkmate, tankies

melt it down for the copper

please give me bad takes to steal
everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth

why dont the dems ever try and impeach the vice president
its rude to exclude

what ever happened to tar and feathering
does anyone do it anymore? I thought it was a very patriotic thing to do

if contrapoints was french
[Natalie Wynn]
"In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of Genocide is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

team magma was right
groudon will stop americas dangerous weather phenomenons

alt account appreciation post
in this thread, we show love and positivity to my alt accounts

TSA to unveil new "Self Checkout" bag checking
When going through TSA, passengers will soon be allowed to "self scan" their luggage, and determine by themselves if their bags contain any explosives or firearms.
Critics are praising this announcement as another genius way to reduce government inefficiency and spending

if america is so democratic, why doesn't the national anthem have the freedom leitmotif

abolish the death penalty, except for people who modify their car/motorcycle to make it louder
they get 10 years in solitary and then put in the bronze bull

Trump signs Bill reducing length of Bad Luck from breaking a Mirror


"I understand the need for some karmic retribution after breaking a mirror, believe me, believe me. But seven entire years? It's ridiculous, folks. The balance is way off, we obviously needed to solve this.
So starting next week, if you break a mirror, you will experience a much less severe 7 weeks of bad luck, which to me seems fair."

The Woke Agenda taking over the site
>this site has gone done the shitter, because of woke. here is some required reading jf you want to get this woke trash off oiur site THE WOKE SCOURGE must be defeated

Ethan Klein is crashing out on instagram about Hasan instead of enjoying his 40th birthday 💀



theory: Trump is starting world war 3 in a desperate attempt to get Hollow Knight: Silksong released



How would the public react if America actually nuked Iran?

Why didn't Walter White ever pitch his product to shark tank?
Those guys know a thing or two about distribution. They could get blue sky in every Walmart in the country

DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 ! ALL Bosses
puts spoilers in the thumbnail like a boss