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BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @ BadTakesHaver @hexbear.net

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  • worst change of mario kart world is there's no way to exclaim your using tilt controls

  • "we must make sure that all the same vulnerabilities that would allow someone to escape. As seen from the movie esxape from alcatraz, still exist, or no funding will be granted"

  • how are you feeling? kind of under the weather? like you've got the flu?

    that would be the Ricin I gave you

  • buddy all you had to do to not seem like a pedophile was add "and the queen of england"

  • what did trump start this epstein shit to distract from anyways? was it to distract from ICE protests? good job trump, now everyone who was mad at you is still mad at you and also you pissed off your entire base of conspiracy focused Qanon believers

  • the world would be so much better if climate change made the world colder instead

  • Hey

  • id probably ask if they have global communism by now in their home planet(s)

    they would have to if they wanted to ever become a self sustaining space traveling race

  • Why not?

  • transitioning is what its like to go EVEN FURTHER BEYOND

  • is this inside a high school gym

  • at the end of the fascist run do you fight Disco Elysium's version of sans?

  • "young stalin"

    is that what Young Sheldon is based off of

  • "all I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how proud you are, hirohito!"

    -adolf hitler, kung fu aryan

  • badposting @hexbear.net
    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    why dont the doctors without borders have any borders yet? can we give them vatican city or something

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    what if the big bang happened on an October Seventh

    then history would have began on October seventh. checkmate, tankies

  • melt it down for the copper

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    please give me bad takes to steal

    everyone is telling me "your supposed to have bad takes, this is a good take". its really hurting my self worth

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    why dont the dems ever try and impeach the vice president

    its rude to exclude

    askchapo @hexbear.net
    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    what ever happened to tar and feathering

    does anyone do it anymore? I thought it was a very patriotic thing to do

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    if contrapoints was french

    [Natalie Wynn]

    "In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of Genocide is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so."

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    team magma was right

    groudon will stop americas dangerous weather phenomenons

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    alt account appreciation post

    in this thread, we show love and positivity to my alt accounts

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    TSA to unveil new "Self Checkout" bag checking

    When going through TSA, passengers will soon be allowed to "self scan" their luggage, and determine by themselves if their bags contain any explosives or firearms.

    Critics are praising this announcement as another genius way to reduce government inefficiency and spending

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    if america is so democratic, why doesn't the national anthem have the freedom leitmotif

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    abolish the death penalty, except for people who modify their car/motorcycle to make it louder

    they get 10 years in solitary and then put in the bronze bull

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    Trump signs Bill reducing length of Bad Luck from breaking a Mirror

    "I understand the need for some karmic retribution after breaking a mirror, believe me, believe me. But seven entire years? It's ridiculous, folks. The balance is way off, we obviously needed to solve this.

    So starting next week, if you break a mirror, you will experience a much less severe 7 weeks of bad luck, which to me seems fair."

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    The Woke Agenda taking over the site

    chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
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    Ethan Klein is crashing out on instagram about Hasan instead of enjoying his 40th birthday 💀

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    BRB, buying plane tickets

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    theory: Trump is starting world war 3 in a desperate attempt to get Hollow Knight: Silksong released

    askchapo @hexbear.net
    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    How would the public react if America actually nuked Iran?

    badposting @hexbear.net
    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Why didn't Walter White ever pitch his product to shark tank?

    Those guys know a thing or two about distribution. They could get blue sky in every Walmart in the country

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    BadTakesHaver [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    DELTARUNE CHAPTER 3 + 4 ! ALL Bosses

    puts spoilers in the thumbnail like a boss

    fakenews @hexbear.net
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    Trump signs executive order mandating that February ALWAYS has 28 days.