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  • This is important. Why did we ball watch a ball that was not out (based on play on.) We turned off and let them create a situation that Var had to manage. if you're only defense is Var, then your defense was poor.

  • I am nervously optimistic about Sunday's NLD.

    I want to win 5-0, and see the tears of Sp*rs fans, but honestly, I'm nervous. I think he'll go with the last-year normal back four, with Rice, Havertz, and Odegaard, with Torssard, Jesus, and Saka.

    My only fear is they conjure an early goal.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What is lighter than brown?

    Light brown

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    How did the mansplainer die?

    He fell into a well, actually

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    The other day, I said to Siri "Surely it will stop raining." Siri replied, "On Sunday, and don't call me Shirley."

    Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R

    and I yelled no way.

    politics @lemmy.world
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    I guess this is politics. This is happening in red states. Schools are getting worse because they can.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    When I turn 80, I'm gonna wear a pirate costume

    and yell Aye Matey to every passerby.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Donald Trump bumped into someone at his golf course

    I beg your pardon, the person said to Trump.

    No, this one is a state indictment, Trump sighed.

    Football (Soccer fútbol fußball 足球 ) @lemmy.world
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    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    How rare is it for cows to get hit by lightning

    Medium rare

    Gunners @lemmy.world
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    We have a really deep squad

    A decade ago, the team that had the most consistent starting XI won the prem. When Chelsea and Man U were winning a lot, they didn't suffer injuries, and could boast the same starting XI each week. A team played in the cups, and another one in the CL and league.

    Then along came Man City – with an insane team on the bench. Man City's bench last year would have battled for European spots.

    I think what is needed are two things to win the league:

    1. Luck. The injury to Saliba killed us.
    2. A deep team. Gabriel sat on Saturday. Who guessed that? When we roll up to Richmond, I mean Crystal Palace, do you know the starting XI? I don't. I think the midfield 3 will be the same, so does White sit? Is Zinchenko back? Does Balogun get a chance to lead the line?

    Arteta has the squad to rotate. If he gets the buy in, this could be a fun year.

    politics @lemmy.world
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    Clarence Thomas did the things. He took $$ and didn't report it. Now he's claiming the victim.

    Trump did the things. He probably did more than just the things.

    When Nixon was caught doing the thing, a bunch of his aides were like, you know what we need? Not a party of people who don't do the thing, a network to defend them when they do the things.

    They were open about that. This is not a secret. Or a conspiracy. This is the open goal.

    politics @lemmy.world
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    On Trump's social media posts

    terikanefield.com Trump's Social Media Postings - Teri Kanefield

    This is a quick blog post to answer the questions I’ve been getting about Trump’s social media posts. It is unedited and not proofread. I am traveling with limited time and Internet access. Please read it for the content. This came from a large and influential Mastodon user: I’m getting rather frant...

    Trump's Social Media Postings - Teri Kanefield

    A look at why they are not illegal and we should all relax and let the process work itself out.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    What do you call a magician who loses his magic?

    Ian.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I can melt ice with my eyes

    Admittedly, it takes some time

    politics @lemmy.world
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    The corruption of Lindsey Graham

    specialto.thebulwark.com The Corruption of Lindsey Graham

    A case study in the rise of authoritarianism. Sen. Lindsey Graham is a central player in the Republican party’s capitulation to Donald Trump. We can watch the GOP's turn to authoritarianism by reviewing Graham's many public statements.

    The Corruption of Lindsey Graham

    This is a long read about how Graham went from a never-Trump into an all-in MAGA nut. It is a fascinating long read.

    DeSantisThreatensUSA @lemmy.world
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    Things are going well.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    A guy walks into a bar and sees that there are dozens of cuts of meat hanging from the ceiling.

    Confused, he asks the bartender why this is.

    “Well, it’s a promotion we are running. If you can jump up and grab one, you get a free New York Strip dinner, on us! But, if you attempt to do so and miss, you gotta buy one for every person here instead.”

    The guy takes a moment to scan the bar, counting up the number of patrons in his head, before turning to the bartender and replying

    “Ah, no thanks. The steaks are too high.”

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Just read a book about the Stockholm Syndrome.

    I didn’t like it at the beginning, but by the end I loved it.

    Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Why is there no professional hide and seek league?

    good players are hard to find.

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    An X is kind of a sans serif German swastika

    so it seems fitting.