
A Nottinghamshire Police officer says it "was definitely a first".

For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).
Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.
Rules:
You can't park there mate
A Nottinghamshire Police officer says it "was definitely a first".
Police spot van poking out of lorry on M1 in Nottinghamshire
A Nottinghamshire Police officer says it "was definitely a first".
Tha can't park theer, cock!
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No parking on the motorway, mate
Vehicle recovery and barrier repairs are underway.
With apologies for the American commentary and a couple of obvious stunts
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Static caravan blocks Fen road
Police said local authorities will remove it in due course.
Unfortunately the article does not explain how it got there as I’d really like to know. Anyway, you can’t park it there, mate.
who's gonna tell em?
guy just drove up on the curb and got out
Police are trying found out how the vehicle ended up with its bonnet in a ditch and its back in the air.
Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights
Officers say the driver failed their test, but no-one was injured.
cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/22376720
Oh well, better luck next time.
I know it's cold out but you really can't park there mate
Shit is a skating rink this morning
You can't shunt there, mate
Original (full story in German): https://feddit.org/post/5322260
Derailment during a shunting operation, caused by the driver's negligence.
Slight Detour
Multi track parking mate
You can't park your cargo plane on the highway!
I just discovered this community and this episode came to my mind, back from 2016.
The screenshot is from this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuJdqMkCb0
You can read the news in English here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/aug/05/plane-on-road-after-overshooting-runway-in-italy-video
You can’t gridlock there, mate
I didn’t think three cars is enough to create a gridlock, but what do I know. Yesterday three very ‘creative’ drivers managed just that right in front of me.
I wish I had a picture to share as it was that special. I don’t, so here is a schematic for your enjoyment, horror, disgust, or perhaps lols as the younglings like to say these days.