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You can't park there, mate

For all parking disasters, not just simple bad parking (for that see yplac.co.uk).

Also includes "you can't park there, sir" for the police equivalent.

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  • No deaths or serious injuries because who would be around to get told they couldn't park there?
  • Be excellent to each other
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  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    Chris @feddit.uk
  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝 @feddit.uk

    Learner fails driving test after hitting traffic lights

    cross-posted from: https://feddit.uk/post/22376720

    Oh well, better luck next time.

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    empireOfLove2 @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I know it's cold out but you really can't park there mate

    Shit is a skating rink this morning

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    chookity @moist.catsweat.com

    You can't park there, mate

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    lnxtx (xe/xem/xyr) @feddit.nl

    I don't remember this parking test

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    rtxn @lemmy.world

    You can't shunt there, mate

    Original (full story in German): https://feddit.org/post/5322260

    Derailment during a shunting operation, caused by the driver's negligence.

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    InEnduringGrowStrong @sh.itjust.works

    Slight Detour

    Multi track parking mate

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    Chris @feddit.uk

    You can't park your van on the busway, mate

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    slazer2au @lemmy.world

    their position is hardening

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    [email protected] @feddit.it

    You can't park your cargo plane on the highway!

    I just discovered this community and this episode came to my mind, back from 2016.

    The screenshot is from this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXuJdqMkCb0

    You can read the news in English here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2016/aug/05/plane-on-road-after-overshooting-runway-in-italy-video

  • You can't park there, mate @feddit.uk
    JohnSmith @feddit.uk

    You can’t gridlock there, mate

    I didn’t think three cars is enough to create a gridlock, but what do I know. Yesterday three very ‘creative’ drivers managed just that right in front of me.

    I wish I had a picture to share as it was that special. I don’t, so here is a schematic for your enjoyment, horror, disgust, or perhaps lols as the younglings like to say these days.