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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Owner_of_donky @exploding-heads.com Ukraine is probably dead after all these bilions poured into it
Thinking about it, how would a country as Ukraine pay so much back? They will probably be in debt for decades
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com markeuzu @exploding-heads.com Funny thing I've noticed on a Reddit sub
Gf likes watching the r/crochet posts for ideas when she stumbled onto this post
https://old.reddit.com/r/crochet/comments/1500li1/couldnt_afford_a_gift_for_my_daughters_birthday/
Remember the title, this is important. "I couldnt afford a gift SO I MADE a snake".
While this isnt spectacular, albeit cringe because the snak simply looks terrible a lot of Redditors got suspicious. Mods locked the post and that should be the end of it right?
I got curious and went into the profile.
Watching the profile reveals something interesting;
here; https://www.reddit.com/r/IDmydog/comments/14y14g2/what_breed_does_my_puppy_look_like/
The black man suddenly turned into a white fat woman hand. Odd.
Looking even further into the profile you will see a bunch of posts on subs like "shitmomssay" and similar crap. Also a LOT of posts on r/chrochet.
This made me wonder, did he actually make it? Or did the fat white chick make the snake so he could give it to his kid?
Because THIS seems very simil
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Alice @exploding-heads.com Stone Sour
I'm looking at you through my ass
Don't know how much gas I've passed
Oh God it smells like disgusting
But no one ever tells you
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Lovstuhagen @exploding-heads.com Aesop's Fable of Bathroom Fear & Defecqation
I am not sure, but I also think there is a fable from Aesop that deals with this...
Me, as a 12 year old: "I don't want to do #2 in the public restroom. What if some fat, nasty foreign man with a harry ass just took a big shit in there?"
::: 20 years later :::
... Me, an overweight and nasty 32 year old foreign man with a harry ass that just took a tremendous shit in the subway station bathroom and has sweat beads on his forehead because there's no air conditioning nodding at a twelve your old boy who is now scared to use the toilet but is left with no other option....
: ::: how the tables have turned!!! ::::
Moral of the story: do not be afraid of #2 in the public bathroom - for you shall one day become what you fear most. Embrace it.
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Ironskillet @exploding-heads.com Thought i would add a post here lol. Should i layer the public toilet seat with toilet paper even if it looks clean?
Also my penis just rubbed the inside of the bowl, should i be concerned?
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Alice @exploding-heads.com If You Sass Me, I Will
Vigorously have sex with your father
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com AyyLMAO @exploding-heads.com Do aliens poop?
I've never even heard about aliens eating.
What do you think?
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Alice @exploding-heads.com I need to go the fuck to sleep
I just don't want to. I feel like I'm going to miss out on something if I do
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Posts made while pooping @exploding-heads.com Alice @exploding-heads.com Bet You
Bet you I could kick your ass