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yermaw

@ yermaw @sh.itjust.works

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  • Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."

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  • It can use AI+facial recognition+flock cameras to show you your daughter alone walking to school.

    Upgrade to our PLATINUM insurance package. You cant be there forever. Accidents can happen.

  • Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away."

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  • It sounds like fun.

    Then the next wave is that the feature length advert will play. You can see the shortened version by shouting I LOVE MCDONALDS. Or you can skip entirely by showing the Camera the New McFood Deluxe and eating it.

    These motherfuckers do not know the meaning of the words "dystopian hellscape". There is no such thing as too much, too far, too invasive, too insidious. There is only "so what's next for our marketing department?"

  • What are these two plastic sheets one always sees when US presidents give speeches?

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  • Cant get real and go off-script if there's no script to go off of.

  • Kill your lawn

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  • I dont think hes doing whataboutism, I think its "yes and"

  • AI is the digital equivalent of an atom bomb. You can refuse it but you can't prevent others from using it... and there may be dire consequences if only the worst people have it.

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  • Theres a weird quirk of AI haters who can only see the flaws and cant see how incredible its got out of nowhere. Like yes its got limits and problems and it may never be actually truly useful, but compare what we have now to what we had 10 years ago...whats it gonna be in another 10?

  • How to prevent your phone from being opened forcefully

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  • A friend showed me his once where he has 2 separate accounts or something loaded at once. If he uses his face or regular finger/thumb it loads safe mode, and if he uses his left pinky or something it opens the real mode.

    Maybe that would help?

  • So simple!

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  • My dad works at Bungie and I'm going to tell him to ban you unless you give me the sniper rifle

  • What's the craziest/meanest thing someone has said to you or called you online. (excluding one off slurs)

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  • If youre on voyager (or maybe some others idk) you can tag other users. You can still see the crazy but you already have them marked.

    Helps to understand whether you've maybe crossed a line, or have got something wrong, or if its just that guy again.

  • Exposed Cranium Nebula - New Webb Telescope photos

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  • At the risk of sounding like a stoner thats just watched Men In Black, that looks quite a lot like some microbiology

  • Are you a 'do the good part first' or 'save the best part for last' sort of person?

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  • Do the best part immediately when they are around.

  • Would public access to global surveillance satellites make things better?

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  • I think we could dip our toes in this water with a few seasons of the Big Brother TV show.

    Instead of waiting for episodes, we have every camera livestreaming at all times for anyone in the world to watch.

    Secretly host a competition between a bunch of similarly large appropriate-themed youtube creators to push a certain narrative.

    At the end of the season hand out surveys to the public ranking perception of contestants/events.

    I think we will all learn a lot and it will be an excellent experience for us all and im honestly quite annoyed that nobody has done this yet.

  • Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts?

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  • While we're here, I just witnessed a Crow trying to talk like a parrot. Shits getting weird

  • Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts?

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  • Maybe not genuinely, but i think im a reasonable person and I have a slot in my head for ghosts. I dont truly believe in them but have seen and experienced some weird stuff that I cant explain, and since I cant recreate the weirdness to test out a bunch of different things until they can be explained, "a ghost did it" is a convenient box to put them in.

    I have a similar mental box for aliens in the sky.

  • What's the longest time you've gone without food and/or water and how was it?

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  • I cant beat any of these scores. I went a few months on a super poverty starvation diet, but never more than 30some hours with nothing.

    I did once develop diarrhea while being drunk, and being the pseudo-alcoholic I was I just moved all my drink and music to the toilet. After about an hour of constant toilet time and boozing, I was basically pissing toothpaste. I didnt think that was really a thing but it is.

  • What lurking suspicion do you have about something but is hard to prove?

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  • Im a little worried about that. I'm both hoping for and am terrified of it being the Roy game from Rick and Morty.

    I'd be relieved because I'd get an "extra life" style of thing, but also I'd be fucking mortified seeing all my pals around waiting for their turn, having watched me goon my turn away.

    There's warzones, scientific breakthroughs to pioneer, robot pets, space exploration, gargantuan beasts to take down, lost treasures to find, and I'm just sat at the cartoon-titties box thr whole time.

  • Xbox Co-founder Says Microsoft is Quietly Sunsetting the Platform

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  • Its got to be deliberate. They've had so many chances and fucked it, and they've had so many successes that they've just cancelled or discontinued for seemingly no reason.

  • This App Warns You if Someone Is Wearing Smart Glasses Nearby - 404media

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  • I would love for an AI machine to be all knowing and all pervasive. It honestly sounds like it could be great.

    Except definitelt not because we know 100% that nobody could be trusted to be in charge of it.

  • Make a note

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  • Some poor kid laughing his ass all the way to a detention and phone call to the parents with no idea why

  • Malaka, philosophy is the deadlift of the mind

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  • I offer only a minor apology that this show represents about 90% of my philosophy understanding

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    I've probably seen more naked ladies than my entire bloodline combined

  • Aneurysm Posting @sopuli.xyz
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    Youtube what

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    yermaw @sh.itjust.works

    What in your country/area is totally normal but visitors get excited for?