80% is very different from 0%.

"There's a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people."

The business model is to make it cheap initially by subsidizing it with investor capital. So, the gig worker may be paid more than the user is being charged. Then, eventually raise the price once the user base is large enough and dependent enough on it (or the prior alternative is sufficiently put out of business).

HendoArt!

Could have gotten a brand new one from John Oliver.

just slowed down to 3mph when it had 15 years left or so

Damn, spending 15 years in a car going 3mph sounds terrible.

Why did it single out New Mexico like that?

Was it a secret?

You delivered it to him in order for him to dispose of it. Obviously.

You can generally leave the place you live and travel to a place with a different name. Where you could potentially meet and pet some neglected dogs.

You have less arrows to pull from on subsequent rolls. You can't keep using a D10.

Does this actually work to coock it?

Doesn't seem safe to try to get your cock in it while it's in the hot spring. Maybe you could find a way to make it could actually work...but why? Are you a masochist or something?

Is it at all edible?

Sous vide method would probably have the most chance Of being edible since the turkey would be vacuum sealed

Is there any environmental impact or downside?

Yes. That's why the park service is saying not to do this. You'd be introducing new chemicals into a delicate ecosystem and also potentially physically damaging it.

Durrr. We need them to trickle down on some workers cause otherwise there wouldn't be any jobs.

So...Odin asked Zeus to enchant the hammer or ....?

Why didn't he do the 2nd job then?

He might be imagining he'll be a VP like Dick Cheney and projecting that onto Harris.

Wouldn't biblically accurate fighter jets have 6 wings or something like that?

in the sink

Well, seems consistent with the kind of person that doesn't wash their hands. So, I guess no worry about the roll getting wet.

So.....you're saying that evolution is needed to explain the Bible?

That's what the DM was planning but the player had other ideas.