I promise I’m not AI when I test this out:

Beep boop bop—I’m a computer!

Regular dash: -

Em dash: —

(Apparently you can also hold the dash key down and it will give you a couple of different dash options and also a dot)

Monkeys, for sure.

Resident Evil takes place in 1998, and apparently the average cost was $1.06 per gallon at the time. Obviously, they just put the average price on the sign rather than deviating from it a little bit for realism, but it does look fairly accurate. Apparently it was $1.23 the year before and $1.17 the year after so it wasn’t always that nice.

Jefferson Airplane- Wooden Ships

Ghost- If You Have Ghosts

I would have made the mirror shades a little bigger and more angled but also clearly embedded in her face, and the mirror surface look a lot nicer. The key is that the shades should completely obscure any facial expressions she would be making around her eyes in order to look cold. I’d also make her hair darker, but maybe in an unnatural shade of blue-black.

The pasta scene is what happens when you take your kids to a nice restaurant.

Unfortunately, I was that kid before.

Probably something like a “ground beef, cheese, tomato and lettuce flatbread sandwich with a drizzle of tomato based sauce.” Which is folded like a taco and looks exactly like a taco, but is definitely not a taco.

I left briefly to go on Kbin.social first, but went back to Reddit when the instance got flooded with spam and then started to go down more often than not. I had fun customizing how my communities/magazines looked when I was on there.

After the stupid decisions like making upvotes bannable which have worse implications longterm, I went back to the Fediverse. I decided just change instances if shit hits the fan instead of allowing myself to get back into Reddit. It sucks because I’ve used Reddit since around 2010. That being said, Lemmy feels more like how Reddit used to when I started using it.

Ok, so they do actually have economic advisors helping them and….oh? They talk like they don’t understand how tariffs work either? Hm.

People should leave through Mexico or Canada depending on which is closest and fly to Europe from there. Not just in an emergency or if you’re afraid of getting your passport taken. I don’t trust American airspace at all anymore just because of how many air traffic controllers have been fired.

I really don’t understand the people who say a human can’t walk like Bigfoot. To be fair, I come from a pretty flexible family who can walk even weirder than that.

I’m not sure if we actually have Ehlers-Danlos but it’s a common joke in my family that we all might. (I personally think it’s because autism runs hard in the family and autistic people have higher rates of hypermobility than the rest of the population)

Which is to say that my weird flexible autistic family could all probably impersonate Bigfoot pretty easily.

Supposedly, I shouldn’t be the one who cares more about US soldiers than a republican president, and yet…

I’ve debated getting hidden identifying tattoos on purpose regardless of if they might label them gang tattoos. The way I see it, if there’s ever a situation where I’m incapacitated for any reason, I could at least be identified.

I guess every way to treat baldness is really inconvenient. I’d rather just give up and shave my head than be forced to take a bunch of meds or wear hats weirdly to keep my fake hair safe. (I’m saying this as someone who has so many bald family members that I think it’s only a matter of time for me)

I don’t mind Discord for smaller groups of friends I know in real life, but larger groups end up with so many notifications that I end up ignoring the app. A forum would feel a lot nicer, like it’s not a chore to keep up with things.

Why would the politicians be worth keeping if they molest children?

Q Anon is about getting rid of pedophiles in power only if they’re liberal. I’m scorched earth. Get them all out.

Dont redact anything. These are pedophiles. We can easily make new celebrities that aren’t sexually attracted to children.

You have Thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth before your baby AI becomes one of us, forever.

She’s everyone’s proud Polish wife from Toronto.

Apparently there’s a vulnerability with sending messages with images in them and “she” might be logging people’s IP addresses through that. I’m under the impression that while the Nicole images are probably all pictures of the same girl, the scammer is not her.

My great great great grandmother died in a botched abortion that she didn’t even want to get, but was pressured by her husband because they already had too many children. She’s not the only person I know about who was pressured by the father to get an abortion, which is something prolifers conveniently forget about.