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verity_kindle

Captain of the Kabob Palace Guard.

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  • Because people crave the dopamine rush being offended.

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Premise: Vegans are the Persians of 300 BC, but without their will to live. They have time traveled to the present. Please see post body for my defense.

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/19399286

    1.) They go to war at the drop of a bronze helmet 2.) They rely on vast numbers to win, rather than tactics or strategy 3.) Fanatical loyalty of a central corps of elite soldiers keeps the rest of the army in check 4.) Eat a lot of chickpeas 5.) Usually win 6.) Elephants

  • We are "sus as hell". This may be the greatest achievement of NCD to date. We ride tricycles at dawn. Pom poms on handlebars.

  • Infecting a bunch of animals with deadly disease, then promptly losing containment of it on a remote island, is what really makes this fit for NCD.

  • Whataboutism is for those who do not know how to shit post. We are here to shit post or at least, throw a little shit at each other, tossing questions and comments in a bouncing, cow-filled cyclone of chaos and irony.

  • Shine on, you crazy diamond. I ignore your report and raise you a new fridge.

  • No....can anyone stop you?

  • Will you share the cheetoh crime with your neighbors, before it goes bad?

  • Good to hear, I've been thinking of you. I have family in north/central Florida and they chatted about baseball last night instead of sideways rain, which I take as an excellent sign.

  • Is this a selfie?

  • Precisely! Don't make wine with Concord grapes and canned applesauce, which I am doing right now. What's another one? Don't let your airlocks run dry?

  • Lord, have mercy on our souls.

  • Based teacher. Documentation makes all the difference. Your descendants will need a record of your stupid shit mixed with brilliance.

  • Thank you for your sacrifice For Science. Mr. Spock would be proud.

  • I hope you will be safe, with plenty of ice and minimal power outages.

  • Exciting to hear! Check your sheds, everyone- they all seem to be full of vintage film treasures and mint supercars. ;)

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Pyongyang Poop Parachute Perambulates to Presidential Palace

    New frontiers in perimeter defense for South Korea, as presidential complex security finds a present from the Norks on the roof. "Citadel 3 to Citadel Actual, I need sawdust and a scraper at roof access sector 7." It's been quite a month for the reputations of presidential security services around the world. Which one would you MOST or LEAST want to join, even if you could write your own ticket?

    Last Mod Standing @hilariouschaos.com
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16453721

    South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

    Last Mod Standing @hilariouschaos.com
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    BUTTER SHOULD BE KEPT COLD, YOU ANIMALS.

    I was just standing at my counter, making pancakes, and it occurred to me: butter should be kept in the fridge or at least sealed up tightly in some sort of insulated container, because otherwise, you will get ants in your butter. Counter butter appears watery, as the heat causes the fats to separate from the water and protein in the butter. @[email protected] you post quality Scandinavian content and that offends me. You probably leave your butter OUT.

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    DPRK Dookie Deposits Defy Downtown Defenses

    South Korean private citizens send snack cakes, pamphlets, movies and K-Pop, North Korea's defense ministry sends (or strongly condones sending) dookie and trash, says that their deliveries represent how hard it is for the DPRK to get rid of their trash. I THINK WE KNOW who the real victims are here.

    Technology @lemmy.world
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642241

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

    cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

    They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

    Open Source @lemmy.ml
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Internet Archive: Huge collection of amateur radio equipment manuals

    cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/14642231

    cross-posted from: https://real.lemmy.fan/post/2770288

    They need help scanning twenty more pallets of stuff.

    AI Generated Images @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    Haipp New New Yar!

    AI interpreting images, yawn. AI interpreting language, what a trip! All credit to @animelvr_269 on Nightcafe, of course.

    War in Ukraine @group.lt
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    REPOST: Ukrainian soldier says several Russian snipers failed to hit him even after he was wounded because "they kind of sucked" Україна Ukraine - kbin.social

    A coward dies a thousand deaths, the brave die only once. Call your babushka, let her know you love her. [Auto- Translated, please forgive if it's lacking]: Боягуз гине тисячею смертей, хоробрі вмирають лише один раз. Зателефонуйте своїй бабушці, дайте їй зрозуміти, що ви її любите.

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    REPOOOST: Ukrainian soldier says several Russian snipers failed to hit him even after he was wounded because 'they kind of sucked' - Україна Ukraine - kbin.social

    Glorious non credible story of a man who WOULD NOT BE 360NOSCOPED.

    NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    So what the heckin heck, my delegates? Any chance at all that this catering company owner recorded while NOT having his hand pressed to the flattop in his own kitchen? He says he's alive, his friends say he's alive, the Geiger counter taped to his head is overclocking.

    Malicious Compliance @lemmy.world
    verity_kindle @lemmy.world

    REPOST r/DebateReligion is requiring all posts to be in Latin - reddit - kbin.social

    How do you properly conjugate "Reddit" in Latin? First, you need to know if the proper noun, "Reddit", is male or female and base the conjugation of the verbs in the sentence on its gender , just as in Spanish or French. Reddito? As in "Carthago Delenda Est"? At first, it seemed easy to just use "Reddito", since Carthage was a city and Reddit is a community of sorts. The I realized that Reddit is no longer a community, but a hostage situation. What gender to use, then? Surely the ancient Near Eastern peoples had camps where they held captives or hostages during negotiations. Hostage trading was big business for them. My father in law is a retired Latin teacher, maybe he can help me parse this out.