If I travelled somewhere for work, and a storm rolled in. I wouldn’t expect to leave work early. I’d expect work to put me up in a hotel while the storm passed.

Have you seen the waiting lists? Much easier to throw a brick through the local mosque’s window

I started imagining a small portable wearable device that you could sync music to with gps etc

Accidentally invented the Apple watch lol

Immich is pretty impressive, but I have dozens of relatives who take photos and have ran out of storage on their phones. Signing them up to google photos / iCloud Photos is the only automatic way to save their photos and free up space.

You bet your ass I’m not taking responsibility for other peoples backups

Hopefully EU can turn the screws like they do in other areas and force better integration with third party backup solutions

I just don’t connect the snoopy bastard to my network 😂

Cats jumping on tinfoil are proof we’re in the simulation and the AI can still get physics wrong from time to time

I work for an MSP. I can assure you, those who believe they need excel to do their job are willing to die on that hill, and take the whole department with them

Bloody pink skins taking our jobs again.

I’m sure you’re taking the necessary precautions; but in case anybody reading this gets mixed ideas. Using the contraceptive pill will ONLY help prevent pregnancy. There are hundreds reasons why you should still wear a condom for sex with a new partner with unknown history. That goes for both parties!

Can’t tell if the bowls contain tokens or snacks 🤔

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’ll make a full backup before they do something as drastic as try to re-write the system. /s

So THATS what an octopussy is!

I haven’t seen it, but I believe it’s the company in the Apple TV show Severence

I once worked with a woman who transitioned. She asked us to try not to use the phrase “guys” because she worked so hard to not be called a guy. Took me weeks of screwing up, but I was able to switch from “guys” to “folks”. I no longer work with her, but have continued to use folks as it feels more inclusive.

I think the point is why bust your balls in the sun for 12 hours a day when you can make the same money doing basic clerical work in an air conditioned office

Honestly this is so simple and effective at stopping these sort of scams dead in their tracks. When you call in to help desk and say “I was just on the phone with your agents about a payment problem” and they don’t see any record, it’ll set off all sorts of alarm bells. Especially if it’s the bank.

Except for that time I took out the battery because it was swollen and took the screen off to help with cooling. At least I still have my K and M

Copy paste is easy. You just tap on the, no wait you tap on the, fuck hold on. You tap, there we are, on the word and hold until it highlights. No wait hold on. Fuck. There we are. Ok now you tap on the highlighted word to copy, fuck wait Ah fuck it just type it again yourself

But he does like fish sticks!